• The littlest Palin lady is the only one we can stomach. [DListed]
• Eva Longoria denies the pregnancy rumors: "I’m just fat. I gained 5lb over the summer so instead of a size zero, I’m a size one." [INO]
• Jennifer Aniston stays relevant by playing in the sprinklers. [HT]
• Kid Rock vs. Oprah … We have a feeling this isn't going to go well for the Kid. [ICYDK]
• Forget those new 90210 twerps; we'll take Adam Brody any day. [PS]
• Keira Knightley was verbally attacked by a someone, but she surprisingly survived without collapsing into a pile of malnourished bones. [Yeeeah]
Later this fall, when the sales data for Vogue's September issue is available, we might all have a good laugh about how terrible it did on the newsstand because Anna Wintour put Keira Knightley on the cover, even though when she appeared on the magazine last June, it was among the year's worst-sellers (405k newsstand). To be fair, Knightley was seen dressing an elephant in Louis Vuitton.
Two Beverly Hills plastic surgeons recently asked a bunch of people who are unhappy with the way they look what they would consider perfect celebrity features. As if it weren't a disgusting enough enterprise, Star magazine took the project one step further by then using the survey's results to form composite images of what hopeless, narrow motherfuckers believe to be ideal beauty.
At right are artisanal SuperCelebs Star mashed together from the following:
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Vanity Fair is this month running yet another celebrity photo shoot and, guess what? For once, it's cool!
The concept was to recreate famous scenes from Alfred Hitchcock films and some of the resultant shots are beautiful. Finally, an idea good enough that it makes Annie Leibovitz and her dozen assistants seem interesting.
BELIEVED WHEN SEEN Behold: An actress wants to do…something! "Keira Knightley…wants to go to university when her acting career ends. She said: 'Acting is a profession that isn't going to last for ever so, at some point, I will have to do something else - and that's fine. I haven't got a clue what it is but when I do know, I'll go back to university, I'll study something and I'll become it.'" You do that! Become it!
• How we miss Dave Chapelle. [CityRag]
• Jodie Foster comes out (although not really). [IS]
• Something tells us this is LAX. [DListed]
• FutureSex/LoveShow is now over. NotReally/TooBummed. [PS]
• Keira Knightley goes topless. Presumably because she was asked to take of her shirt. Acting! [HT]
• Blah blah blah blah blah child abuse. [ICYDK]
• Can we please trade Ed Hardy for Hypercolor and make "fashion" good again? [INO]
• Lindsay Lohan's dating some Greek. We recommend the spanakopita. [Yeeeah]
• "But you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend." (Twice today.) [Yeeeah]
• Wow! Kids are growing up too early. Why are our parents always right? [DListed]
• Keira Knightley and another period film. B-b-b-boring. [PS]
• "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap." [INO]
• We know who Spock is; who's Zachary Quinto? [ICYDK]
• Fabio doing what he does best. [CityRag]
• Ass like an apple? Is that a compliment? [HT]
• Is it ironic, post-modern or just terrible to intensely Photoshop a woman who's made it very clear she's comfortable with her weight? [DListed]
• No cheezburger had here. [HT]
• Another one bites the meth. (Remember, kids: You can't live down meth addiction.) [ICYDK]
• I'd prefer eggs, but oranges will do. [INO]
• Kat Von D rehashes the mistakes she's had permanently inked into her thighs. [CityRag]
• A court of law has deemed Britney Spears a worthy mother in what will come to be known as the "Gum is Food Ruling of 2007." [Yeeeah]
• "Then why didn't they call the police when I supposedly punched the girl in the face and hit her in the head with a bottle?" Good point, Pac Man. Have you considered law school? [BWE]
Either Keira Knightley or a wan, gaunt Tim Burton character made an appearance today at a press conference staged to promote the film Atonement. We'll notify you as soon as the haunting figure's identity is revealed.
Several more under here.
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• Oh, I know you can dance. [CityRag]
• No, you're working on real estate projects, not sexy projects. And only your father gets aroused by buildings. [DListed]
• Jenna Jameson Update: Yep, still sad. [DS]
• MTV is now beating its creative staff to the punch and purposefully making itself shitty. [BWE]
• Why isn't using the flag to cover your ass and vagina considered defacing it? [HT]
• In England, she's called a "mum." See the difference? "Mum." [ICYDK]
• Madonna keeps getting diva-er. [Yeeeah]
I just discovered this site. While only marginally funny most of the time, hilarious achievements in Photoshop, like the one above, can be found scattered throughout. Nice to know that even Johnny Depp is just a few thousand burgers away from gross.
Plenty more.
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Jesus! You two are angular! When you fuck does it sound like knives being sharpened?
There's more.
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• To fully appreciate the video above, you need to start with this. Then you will grasp the genius. [BWE]
• Bruce Willis says during his darkest days he turned to Will Smith for guidance, meaning that, sometimes, life really does imitate The Legend of Bagger Vance. Thank God. [DListed]
• Sienna and Keira: So happy together. [DS]
• Damn her awareness and self-respect! [HT]
• Cisco Adler's genitalia gets a resurgence in popularity thanks to Sarah Silverman. [CityRag]
• Do your worst, copper. No mortal man's prison can hold The Hoff when he's on a whiskey bender. [Yeeeah]
• Sarah Michelle Gellar still does stuff? [ICYDK]
Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley have become the best of friends on the set of their new film, The Edge of Love, about famed poet Dylan Thomas. They've become so close, in fact, that they're house hunting for cottages adjacent to one another.
In the film the two feisty, free-spirited women are connected by the charismatic poet, who loves them both.
As we revealed earlier this week, 25-year-old Sienna stepped into the role of Caitlin MacNamara - Thomas’s wife - in the movie when Lindsay Lohan pulled out after she was asked to take a drugs test.
We’re told Sienna and 22- year-old Keira have become inseparable on the set in New Quay, Wales, so much so they are currently househunting for neighbouring cottages overlooking the sea there.
We’re told: "Sienna and Keira feel it would be great to have homes there and go on joint holidays once filming stops, so they can keep up their friendship.
This story's pretty "blah," but an interesting thing to note is that, as Knightley fends off a constant barrage of anorexia rumors, Miller has yet to encounter such accusations. Yet, looking at the photograph above, it's obvious that Knightley's legs are much larger than Miller's.
What does this mean? Finally, some solid evidence: Blonds do have more fun.
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