Keira Knightley has come out to say that the constant accusations of anorexia directed toward her have rattled her brittle bones and fragile core.
The Pirates Of The Caribbean beauty was a source of constant speculation earlier this year (07) when she appeared thinner than usual - and admits the media scrutiny has taken its toll.
She says, "I was completely devastated. I am thin because that's what I am and I was thinner at that point because of the work I do. Nothing else."
When asked their feelings about the eating disorder fiasco, Keira's thyroid hormones and normal menstruation cycle said they they, too, were "devastated."
• Keira wants to look like Beth Ditto, ends up looking like a fucking liar. [DListed]
— Jolie's now taking precedent over the Supreme Court. Who says this world's becoming celebrity obsessed? [ASL]
• What a shitty dress. Zing! [ICYDK]
• Party like a porn star! [HT]
• Brit's new man has been violent with his past ladies. Good choice! [Jossip]
• This is different. [Jossip]
• I Love New York makes me think that the Klan are producing programming for VH1. [DListed]
• Cam'ron a li'l sorry for saying he wouldn't tell on a mass murderer because of the code of the streets. What's to apologize for, you fucking idiot? [SH]
• I think Justin's wax figure might be handsomer than JT himself. Seriously. [PopSugar]
• Lindsay in Nylon in what look to be very uncomfortable fabrics. [HT]
• Keira Knightly looking slender. [ICYDK]
• "More doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette." Well, in that case… [CityRag]
• If it's considered profane for a woman to grab her crotch while shouting "Eat me!" it's not a party worth attending. [Yeeeah]
• Young Hollywood kitten fight! [HT]
• Let's fight misogyny with censorship! Perfect solution! [SH]
• Scary Spice names her baby after Eddie in a preemptive strike! [ICYDK]
• "Extremely tight schedule" forces Alec Baldwin to duck daughter questions. [Jossip]
• That MySpace blog post really was Paris Hilton's phone number. Leave it up to these idiots to make MySpace completely classless. [ASL]
Check out that amazingly clever description: "Keira Knightly: walking along the street."
Also, be sure to see, "Keira Knightly: talking to some dude" and the other hit "Keira Knightly: standing next to a silver car."
Ummmm…she looks good? Slow news day, dudes.
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• This is like when George dates the woman who looks like Jerry, except Keira really loves Orlando.
• This book's making Katie Holmes crazy, and it's not Dianetics. [ASL]
• Guys in girl pants is the old black. [HR]
• Rachael Ray making up for lost lives with some yumo chili burgers cooked in under 30 minutes. Seriously, sweet gesture. [Glitterati]
• What, people can't relate to a tarted up, vengeful assassin with a machine gun leg? [PopSugar]
• Don Imus likes black people, still has no love for "nappy headed hoes." [IDLYITW]
• Pamela Anderson going back to her patient zero. [DListed]
• Marc Jacobs now back in rehab after the drugs helped him release a beautiful spring line. [WWD]
• If you really hate Simon, just vote for that East Indian boy everyone calls a girl. [BWE]
• Depauw fights exclusion with exclusion. [Jossip]
• Angelina in Africa. She should just marry it if she loves it so much. [ICYDK]
• Disney upset over Keira Knightly porno comic. Let's hope they never find out that Donald's a Nazi. [Egotastic]
• Britney rounds out the shattered innocence with an eating disorder. [ASL]
• Milli Vanilli movie? I wonder if it's a silent film? ZING! (You won't find a better one-liner than that about this. Don't even bother looking.) [ICYDK]
• PETA's pissed at the Olsens, as well as their own ineffectiveness. [CityRag]
• Told you Leibovitz was a hack. [Frillr]
• Keira's breasts small "like a little girl's." Thanks, Humbert. [Egotastic]
• Dudes love this girl. [HT]
• I believe that's called ménage, Linds. [IDLYITW]
• Literally beg to date some Laguna Beach flotsam? I'll pass. I'm holding out for Kurt Loder. [Jossip]
• Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait…Isaac dumped her? [DListed]
• Keira Knightley breaking the big news that Hollywood can be a superficial wasteland. Thanks for sharing that secret. [TB]
• Even Top models get taken advantage of [HT]
• Cruise and Stiller are teaming up on a movie. After that they're going to work on a new religion in which you get circumcised by an alien and then you can go to heaven. [Celebitchy]
• Jesus gave Mark Wahlberg his abs. The Devil gave him "Good Vibrations." [INO]
• See red in a whole new light. Just in time for V-day. [NYT]
• Keith Urban taking his sobriety out on some sad-ass oil painter. [Glitterati]
• Jared Leto halfheartedly attacked Elijah Wood. Don't worry, he didn't get the ring. [CityRag, BV]
• Isaiah Washington meets with GLAAD. Let the awkward silence commence! [DListed]
• Coachella is going to be great this year. [ABCNews]
• Keira Knightley is suing over being called too skinny. Kirstie Alley calls her a "stupid ingrate." [PopSugar]
• Urban's outta rehab but, as I've said before, sober country songs are an oxymoron. [Us]
• Mayer and Simpson defy the odds in Miami. [People]
• Roker's gastric bypass wasn't even four hours long. [Slate]
Usually Keira Knightly's man looks like a bizarro Orlando Bloom, but this weekend he was channeling more of a Bloom-James Franco lovechild look. Either way, boyfriend must love his girls hard bodied, because there certainly isn't any cushin' for the pushin' on this lady. At least she was miraculously able to limit her exposure to some tame underboob. Well played, Knightly.
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• I'm probably a bad person for kinda rooting for David Blaine to fail…again. [DListed]
• Brooke Hogan gets her Payless shoe shopping on. I take more issue with the leopard vest as shirt. [TMZ]
• Fake doctors can't take their own faulty medical advice. [The Evil Beet]
• Christina's Back To Basics in white. Get it? GET IT? [PopSugar]
• Is Keira Knightly planning on tying the knot with her budget Orlando Bloom? [A Socialite's Life]
• Self-realization, The View style. [BWE]
• Drink like Jimi Hendrix. Just, ya know, not as much. [Junkiness]
• Halle Berry is one half of a pretty pretty. [DListed]
• I'm saying this once. I will say it agian if you don't listen. Watch Friday Night Lights on Tuesdays. NBC. 8 O'Clock. Doooo it. I'm obsessed. [Pajiba]
• Yeah, looks like today is just not Perez Hilton's day. Served, dropped. [Jossip, Jossip]
• Oprah, we don't care what you look like, we just care what you tell us to buy/follow/love. [CityRag]
• Italian weddings: Not just for TomKat anymore! [BWE]
• Try to hide all you want, Knightly, but that jaw will give you away every time. [ICYDK]
• Dave Chapelle still just not that into you, public. [Metadish]
• Turns out Star would rather have bored Maddox than sleeping Maddox. [popbytes]
• Angelina's Loving It! I assume McDonalds will coopt these images for an international ad campaign. [JustJared]
• High Def vs. Sharon Stone. High Def wins. [Yeeah]
• This Carmen Electra credit card would sell a lot better if it worked like those pens where you tilt them one day and the little person's clothes come off. [Yeeeah]
• Scarlett's looking a little D in the E, no? [I'm Not Obsessed]
• I mostly just like to imagine that every time Lohan talks about her upcoming movie, she yells the name KEIRA KNIGHTLY. [Egotastic]
• Nicole Kidman is so stone-faced about Keith Urban's recent rehab. So, so brave and stoic. Since she's usually so bubbly. [PopSugar]
• There's clothing and then there's this. [DListed]
• Have I not scarred you for life today? Well, here. [A Socialite's Life]
• Jared Leto now resorting to physically threatening bloggers. You're just adding fuel to our fire (of words), mister. [BWE]
How was your Labor Day weekend? Was it as good as Harry Morton's in which he spent most of his time (before flying to Venice for the film festival, I know) grabbing Lindsay Lohan's ass and boobs. Hey, what other perk is there to dating a frisky starlet than having the unique ability to fondle lady parts?
My Labor Day festivities in LA involved lots of friends and lots of food. Yummy all around. On Friday night I hit up Les Deux with my big brother had the pleasure of hovering awkwardly close to Keira Knigtly (in an idiotic, from what I could tell, red dress) and Stavros Niarchos (who was surrounded by a gaggle of blonde ladies and surprisingly shorter than I expected…isn't that always the case with male Hollywood? To be fair, his luscious mane was even more luscious than I thought. I wanted to approach The Stav Infection, but he was pretty caught up with enterprising females). I'm back though, and ready to service all your gossip needs. I won't abandon you anymore, pinky swear.
• I don't get it. So Keira Knightly's boyfriend isn't either Orlando Bloom or a budget Orlando Bloom knock-off she bought in Chinatown? [A Socialite's Life]
• Brandon Davis needs to learn that the "firecrotch" joke was never really funny in the firstplace, and certainly isn't now. [DListed]
• Jennifer Garner is so popping out another one. [CityRag]
• The only way Tom Cruise's publicist can think of covering up his crazy is with fake heroism stunts. [Us Weekly]
• Oh, and next to that Jack from yesterday, there's a pile of coke. Way to be, Dina Lohan. [PopSugar]
• It's always nice to see stars who have a head on their pretty little shoulders. [Egotastic]
• Speaking of which, where the hell has Jessica Alba been? [Hollywood Tuna]
• Kate Bosworth is always down for a stick-figure-off with Nicole Richie. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Nothing like a good laugh to take your mind off the fact that one of the most powerful men in Hollywood is a raving lunatic asshole. Watch this brilliant piece of scetch comedy, including one of the most spot-on Jennifer Aniston imitations ever, to see what a baby shower with all the A-List bitches might look like. Sexy Sexy Hot Hot. The only problem is that I somehow doubt Paris' place has that many books.
• Nicole Richie is the saddest girl to ever wear a white satin party dress. [Hollywood Rag]
• What has long legs, a beak, and shows off its tailfeather? Paris Hilton, Shamlessae Hussius. [Gallery of the Absurd]
• At least she's sexier than Rod Stewart, right? Right? [DListed]
• Keira Knightly's scowl might give me nightmares tonight. [Teddy and Moo]
• Surprise, surprise, Lance Bass has been acting totally gay for years. [BWE]
• Do you wish that you were on Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley's honeymoon with them? Well, thanks to the wonder of paparazzi, you can feel like you are. [Celebitchy]
• Despite teaming with Reebok, Scarlett Johansson's idea of working out is walking to get pizza, and thanking God for being naturally smoking hot. [OAN]
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