"Keith Richards has a warning for illusionist David Blaine ahead of his sleep-deprivation stunt - the rocker ended up with a broken nose when he stayed awake for nine days. Blaine plans to go a record-breaking 13 days without sleep later this year … Rolling Stone Richards claims he managed to stay awake for nine days back in the 1970s, thanks to a cocktail of narcotics - but the feat ended badly." That ended badly?
Here is Keith Richards' new Louis Vuitton campaign. We're assuming he was selected because his face is made out of the same fine leather as the product.
They had one? Well, well done Jimmy (Page) and Robert (Plant). Fuck off. Stairway To Heaven don't make it for me, baby.
-The dusty, impossibly animated legend Keith Richards, on Led Zeppelin's much-publicized one-off reunion gig.
One can't force the biggest movie star in the world to change his shoes, but: Where did he find that much mud in New York City? Is that imported French mud? If so, may we check it for truffles?
Turns out dude did snort his father's ashes, but he says he took them straight, contrary to the reports that allege he mixed them with cocaine. Cool? Now let's put this sick baby to bed. We'll all have to live with the fact that there's a lot of follow-up questions that will remain unanswered (ie "Why did you snort your father's ashes?" and "If you were going to snort your father's ashes anyway, why not mix them with cocaine?").
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• Marilyn Manson reiterating that he is a depressed dude. [Yeeeah]
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• Keith Richards shopping a memoir that will not include father snorting scenes. [Gawker]
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