Kelis was invited to the Grammy Awards last night — presumably for the lyrical masterpiece that is "Milkshake" — and wanted to make sure everyone noticed her. But instead of the ridiculous choice of jacket (yes, it was an advertisement for husband Nas' new album — it still seems out of place), our eyes went immediately to her horrendous gold pants. Congrats, Kelis: You managed to pull off an outfit that is offensive on multiple levels, and no Grammy could top that.

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Remember that guy? No? It's Jesse McCartney, who used to be popular with the tweens for a couple months back in 2004. He showed up at a Grammy swag event to pose for pictures along with the likes of Lisa Rinna and Debbie Matenopoulos. You know it's a hopping party when Debbie shows up to make things awkward.

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• Beyonce has a zero inch waist and the shoulders of a linebacker. Who knew? [INO]

• Jessica Simpson's brain is too full to remember any more words. [PopSugar]

• Oh, Jay McCarroll, we had such high hopes…and now you're making dresses for Kelis out of McDonald's gift cards. Tear. [DListed]

• Shut up, Sienna Miller. Until you've seen the photos of me in my oversized Opus T-shirt, you don't know awkward. [Hollyscoop]

• Paris Hilton doesn't know how to change her number. [DrunkenStepfather]

• Take Sides: Team Britney or Team Brit's Vagina? [Junkiness]

• …But really if we're talking celebrity inspired clothing, you should get your hands on the MollyGood "Be Adequite" Tee. They're flying off the e-shelves.

• Never let it be said that Kate Beckinsale is scared to bring back daring fashion trends from the early 90s. [X17]

• If Mel ever gets back behind the wheel, at least he's got the bumper sticker to warn the surrounding cars. [Gallery of the Absurd]

• The fewer pictures taken of Kate Hudson's little boy, the fewer chances we get to demand she give that kid a haircut, so I understand why she wants paps to leave him alone. [Celebrity Nation]

• Lindsay Lohan is completely sober thanks to Harry Morton. Um, sure she is. [A Socialite's Life]

• Kelis is "Bossy," and with a mouth full of metal like that, I'd be terrified not to do exactly what she says. [Queerty]

• Christina Aguilera loves to have sex in public, but knows that none of us really want to see her husband's naked ass. [Celebitchy]

• Turns out Pamela Anderson wore a dress for her wedding ceremony after all. Don't worry, her boobs still looked like they were about to fall out. [PITNB]

• Chuck Norris has a bridge named after him in Hungary. Nope, not playing with the Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator, that's just the truth. [Junkiness]