SHOCK JOCK GETS THE GIRL "Howard Stern and his longtime girlfriend Beth Ostrosky were married in New York City on Friday night, according to guests who attended the celebration. The guest list for the wedding, held at the restaurant Le Cirque, included Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters, Billy Joel and wife Katie Lee, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman and Stern's radio co-host, Robin Quivers. Stern, 54, and Ostrosky, 36, were joined in a ceremony officiated by Mark Consuelos, the husband of Kelly Ripa, who also attended. Billy Joel sang two songs, and Chevy Chase delivered a raunchy roast, said one guest."
On yesterday's Live with Regis and Kelly, guest co-host Anderson Cooper launched into an attack on the Lohan family, offering up his great Dina impression and nothing this lovely observation: "The only thing I've seen her actually do is sit around in an office reading stuff about her daughter online and then calling the people up like, 'You gotta take that offline.'" Which is perfect, because this is exactly what Dina did — by the end of the day, she had called OK! magazine with an "exclusive" quote about how Anderson has bad karma (we don't even need to go into the pot and kettle introductions). But Anderson has won yet again with his latest opinion on last night's 360. Dina, honey, you're out of your league.
Our apologies for posting a second Anderson Cooper video in the same afternoon, but this moment is made of such greatness it deserves to be shared. Anderson shares with Kelly his reality TV viewing habits and then goes on to bash Dina and Ali Lohan, but the best part is where he references Joel McHale. The fact that Anderson Cooper watches The Soup just made our entire day.

CNN anchor Anderson Cooper told Gossip Girl Blake Lively she “smells good” while co-hosting Regis & Kelly today. He sort of looked like he wanted to touch her hair, but then managed to restrain himself to have some girl talk about shoes, diamonds, Willy Wonka and other such things.
See more of the fun, after the jump.
SOCCER MOM DIVERSIONS GETTING MORE GIMMICKY "More than 500 participants - including 11 men - from 40 states will compete in Regis [Philbin] and Kelly [Ripa's] first-ever High Heel-a-thon in Central Park this morning for a chance at first place and $25,000. The race will air live starting at 9:30 a.m. … how hard could 150 yards be in hot pink 41/2-inch Walter Steiger heels?"

I'll come right out and admit it: My hatred for Heidi Montag knows no bounds. Out of any reality TV character — even Spencer Pratt — she is by far the most vile human being I have ever witnessed, what with her absolute disregard for reality and her lame attempts at rewriting history. Things hit rock bottom the other night, when my roommate had to sit and listen to my hour-long diatribe detailing how happy I would be if Heidi were to get hit by a bus.
Needless to say, I have a problem. And that problem grew even worse this morning when she appeared on Live with Regis & Kelly to bash Lauren Conrad, promote her skanky clothing line and be controlled by Spencer, who was standing offstage likely holding up cue cards. CONTINUED »

Regis Philbin has announced that he will be transitioning to three-day work weeks next year, relinquishing Live with Regis & Kelly hosting duties to guests on Thursdays and Fridays.
Huge fans of Regis that we are, our heart sank at this news, as we think this might be a subtle indication of failing health.


