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10. "Crawling on the floor is really hard on your knees, but you can make a really great entrance that way." — Holly, The Girls Next Door

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Because the shark has already been jumped in the case of How I Met Your Mother, the producers obviously decided to just throw in the towel and invite as many famewhore guest stars as possible to seal the deal. The latest loser to join the bunch? Kendra Wilkinson.

The former changer of Hugh Hefner's diapers will appear as a magazine cover-version of herself in the same ill-fated episode alongside Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag and Kim Kardashian.

We're going to start up a collection for CBS — obviously the network is out of its mind and needs all the help it can get, monetary or otherwise.

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Former Playboy harem member Kendra Wilkinson has finally escaped the feeble clutches of ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner, but her new fiance, professional football player Hank Baskett, won't stop talking about the old man:

Hef is like a father to her so he's going to be the one to give her away. That's why I wanted his blessings and her mom's blessing.

Uh, excuse us? Her former boyfriend is like a father to her? And Hank needed to get his blessing before proposing? Run, Hank. Far, far away from all these crazy, messed up people.

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Holly Madison, the plastic surgeried gold digger who put forth her best efforts to make Hugh Hefner get married again, confirmed that the two have now broken up. But we thought they were going to stay together forever! This is heartbreaking.

When a TMZ cameraman recently asked her if she can get him into an upcoming Halloween bash at the Playboy mansion, she replied: 'I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren't together.'

Still, she said she, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt are 'still filming stuff together. We're having fun.'

So you break up with your live-in boyfriend, but you insist in sticking around to prance in front of the cameras for a reality TV show? Awkward. And sad.

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World famous pornographer Hugh Hefner, who's somehow convinced everyone that he's better than the common street pimps who do what he does, is being forced to can Playboy staffers in both New York and Los Angeles.

Since Hefner's once reputable magazine went from interviewing people like Malcolm X to interviewing people like Pete Wentz, and since anyone interested in masturbating to pictures now has the Internet for that, Playboy the brand has seen its stock fall precipitously, from $11.40 to $2.85.

This is just the latest blow to the 83-year-old Hef's empire, which has been in a rough patch for quite sometime now. Besides being turned down by falling starlet Lindsay Lohan, it's rumored that Playboy's notorious mansion parties have a tenuous future and that two out of three of Hef's girlfriends, Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson, have ditched him for younger men (magician Criss Angel and football player Hank Baskett, respectively).

Whaddya know? Women for whom one pays have no loyalty.

Update: Whoops! Page Six reports today that Hef's final girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, is now dating Marisa Tomei's ex.

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• Britney Spears has a new man. [Yeeeah]

• Miley Cyrus wants her brother to stay out of Hollywood, presumably so he doesn't steal her spotlight. [ICYDK]

• Kendra Wilkinson wears a short skirt for charity. [HT]

• Casting rumors for the next Batman movie: Who's going to play The Riddler? [INO]

• Mary-Kate Olsen's bringing the 90s — and our desire to vomit — back. [PS]

TROUBLE IN BUNNY PARADISE "Hef's number one Bunny Holly Madison is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist … causing major drama with the staff and on the set of The Girls Next Door. We're told everyone 'hates' Holly, but no one more than Kendra Wilkinson, Hef's other Bunny-in-Waiting."

Kendra Wilkinson, describing her much-too-detailed birthday gift to 82-year-old Hugh Hefner:

I molded my ass, so I could call it 'chocolate starfish.' It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle.

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