People magazine has compiled a grand gallery of pictures of celebrities mid-meal. We think Eva Longoria is eating a Pringle in one photo, and in another Snoop Dogg skewers the largest cut of meat we've ever seen.

While very banal, watching someone eat humanizes them in a way few other acts do. Feast your eyes.

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• Sacha Baron Cohen stuffed his crotch for Sweeney Todd. No idea why. [Queerty]

• "In my lifetime, from World War II on, life got freer and freer until herpes, then AIDS. That was the end, ask any bar owner. Things moved to the right." [DListed]

• The Gossip Girl boy is gossiping with girls at a basketball game. Oh boy! [PS]

• Most of the hookers we've seen in New York have "hooker flip flops with holes in the soles" and "hooker crippling drug addictions," not leather "hooker boots." [HT]

• No makeup. That's what we like to see. [INO]

• Madonna's new album will not be titled Licorice. What a relief, huh? [ICYDK]

• For her babies, Jennifer Lopez wants a bunch of impractical stuff that's absurdly expensive. How incongruous with the miracle of life. [Yeeeah]

• People write all over this city, and, when it's not racist, it can be really great. [CityRag]

It's important to note how quickly seductive can become menacing.

After the jump, more from the August Rush premier.

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• Marisa Tomei in lingerie. I wish everyone dressed in rhyme for the red carpet. We could have Keri Russell in a bustle, John Hurt in a skirt, Mariska Hargitay in a cardigan (that third one's a stretch). [Glitterati]

• To the tune of "Sexy Back": She's beggin' Justin back, but he don't answer 'cause the girl's a wreck. [IDLYITW]

• Tom Cruise being weird on other people's time. [INO]

• Scary Spice's sonogram. It's definitely Eddie Murphy's. I'd recognize that ultrasonic echo anywhere. [Jossip]

• Debbie Gibson making you like her again. [ICYDK]

• Want a chance to speak to amazing director John Waters? Go to Nerve and ask him anything! I recommend either something really mundane or something really grotesque. Nothing in between. [Nerve]

• Beyonce taking advantage of some vulnerable dancers like she's R. Kelly at the strip club. [TMZ]