Lindsay Lohan, our favorite sobriety champion, was out in Hollywood this week enjoying the men — and the booze.

Lindsay Lohan was working her charms as she fluttered back and forth between Adrian Grenier and Leonardo DiCaprio Tuesday night at a West Hollywood club.

LiLo at first gravitated to Grenier, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the Entourage star, Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. 'She was very flirty with Leo,' says our spy. 'But he wasn’t saying much to her.' DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan with some girlfriends.

P.S.: Our witness says the supposedly rehabbed actress was drinking vodka and champagne.

We missed slutty alcoholic LiLo. With Britney (hopefully) getting her life back together and Paris boring us with her usual tricks, Linds is a breath of fresh air. Why continue with your sobriety and self-respect when you can throw yourself on men who are already in relationships?

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Jennifer Aniston is in the final stages of a deal that would have her become a caricature of herself, starring in the film adaptation of the juvenile, simplistic book He's Just Not That Into You.

Aniston joins Jennifer Connelly, Kevin Connolly, Bradley Cooper, Justin Long, Ginnifer Goodwin and Drew Barrymore in the Baltimore-set movie of interconnecting story arcs dealing with the challenges of reading or misreading human behavior.

Aniston will play a woman in a long-term relationship with a boyfriend who will not commit to marriage.

Asked if she's excited about her impending role, Aniston said, "This is the life I've made for myself," and then gently wept into her knitting.

• Oh right, Madonna got her assistant to deliver new baby with latest crate of Kaballah water. [DListed]

• Why is Paris being nice to everyone? It makes me feel funny inside. [PopSugar]

• Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly are going their separate famousish ways. To think, she seemed so thrilled about him last week. [Us Weekly]

• K-Fed Bodyslam: The Remix. Not sick of seeing this yet. [BWE]

• Kinda famous rapper, Fabolous, was shot outside of Diddy's restaurant. Speaking of which, Diddy's album drops today. Pret-ty convenient timing, just saying. [Jossip]

• ..But her thighs are fantastic!! [CityRag]

• Tom Cruise's older kids want Tom to marry Katie, because without her he's just go back to their Scientology education. [A Socialite's Life]

• Now I see why it's been so long since Avril Lavigne recorded an album. Booze waits for no woman. [Bastardly]

In order to demonstrate our extreme case of pop culture amnesia, every Sunday I bring you What a difference a year makes, a pleasant retrospective on our favorite celebrity self-loathing-inducers' past. One year ago today, here's what everyone was talking about:

• If Colin Farrell was really as bloated as he looked in these pictures, Miami Vice might make you sort of sick to your stomach. [Perez Hilton]

• Paris Hilton could no longer bear the symbolic weight of her sham marriage plans manifested through her enormous engagement ring, left the ring, and later the man, at home. [The Superficial]

• Kevin Connolly nabbed himself the other Hilton and he sure as hell wasn't about to let her go. [DListed]

• Thanks to some last minute photoshop genius we were saved from the sight of Mariah Carey's pubes. [Gawker]

• We also learned that one time someone actually did love Jennifer Aniston. Not, Brad Pitt, mind you, but someone. [Defamer]

• The cinematic masterpiece that was The Dukes of Hazzard premiered, raising the bar for films everywhere. [PopSugar]

• Oh, and Mischa Barton showed us some tit. [A Socialite's Life]

Speaking of inappropriately unfounded pregnancy rumors…is Nicky Hilton with child in these pictures or what? Up until today, I've passed off any and all murmors about this possible Hilton child because a) it terrifies me and b) it's usually just that she's wearing a baggy dress.

But these, these pictures are ripe for judgement. Obviously it could be the angle, or an unflattering dress, or that she is a semi-normal sized person, but maybe, just maybe the Hilton reign of terror is only just beginning. Just look at boyfriend Kevin Connolly's face; isn't it just screaming what the hell have I gotten myself into?

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