SEAN PENN BACK IN VENEZUELA "U.S. actor Sean Penn is visiting Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez - again. Venezuela's state-run news agency reports that Penn accompanied Chavez during the inspection of a natural gas pipeline on Sunday. Chavez has praised Penn for his criticism of the U.S. war in Iraq … It was Penn's second meeting with Chavez. The actor also visited in August 2007, when he went as a freelance journalist. Chavez has hosted visits by several Hollywood stars including actors Danny Glover and Kevin Spacey. British supermodel Naomi Campbell visited last year, expressing support for Chavez's efforts to help the poor."

Kevin Spacey better keep a closer eye out for cameras. The suspiciously single actor recently stepped out in Croatia and had his peepers peeled on other things — which have set off hunters involved in the great Gay Watch '08.
Fake wizard Daniel Radcliffe is said to be burning through a pack of cigarettes per day on the set of the sixth Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The 18-year-old Radcliffe is said to have picked up the habit after many late nights spent with old "luvvies" like Kevin Spacey, and, as you can see, the disconnect between the adult act and his kid features make him look even more like a naughty 12-year-old home alone for the first time.

Calling it "McCarthyism" when people question if you're gay and then asking the bartender to pour you and your male companion "the fruitiest beer [he has]" is awesome, because you're like, "Fuck you for wanting to know" and "Fuck you for being too stupid to know."
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I'll tell you one thing, Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Kevin Spacey and Gwyneth Paltrow's pretty head have nothing, nothing I say, on these stuffed animals reinacting the ending of Se7en. It's like how when I was younger my father convinced me that by the time I became an adult there would be no actors, only computer images made to look like perfect human specimens who would be our idolized celebrities. Only this time it's with plush toys, one of which is creepily perfect in the Kevin Spacey role.


