The Kardashian family would like to remind everyone to vote in this season's Dancing with the Stars. Because, when all is said and done, this attention-whoring family knows what really matters.
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We're not surprised to see Kim Kardashian and her fresh-out-of-jail sister posing for the cameras at a 40th birthday party for McDonald's Big Mac burger, because if anyone would actually RSVP to a stupid event like this it's them. But Common, Serena Williams and DJ AM? Call us naive, but we expected more out of you. Hope you enjoyed your free burgers and shame.
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• Estelle Getty has passed away. RIP. [DListed]
• Khloe Kardashian says she learned a valuable lesson during her stint in jail: Don't drink and drive. If only it were common knowledge, complete with posters everywhere, maybe this whole situation could have been avoided. Oh wait… [ICYDK]
• Billy Bob Thornton seems to think Angelina Jolie is dying to shoot a movie with him. We're sure that's at the top of her priority list at the moment. [INO]
• Why James Blunt is still getting laid. [Yeeeah]
• Britney Spears is on the hunt for a girlfriend. Is this now part of the recovery process for addicts and crazies? [CityRag]
• Speaking of Brit, it's nice to see her happy with her boys. Seriously. [PS]
Khloe Kardashian's stint in jail came and went yesterday as the famewhore served 173 minutes of her original 30-day sentence. But before you start to think she had it easy, listen to these horrors she endured while serving her time: A woman on her bus suffered a seizure, her building was on lockdown after receiving a bomb threat, and the guards wouldn't give Khloe a blanket even though she was cold.
The worst part? She didn't even get to wear a cute orange jumpsuit — she was in and out so quickly she didn't have time to change clothes. Oh, the humanity!
Look for Khloe's tearful post-jail interview this week on Larry King Live.
THREE WHOLE DAYS "Khloe Kardashian, the youngest of the Kardashian sisters, has been sentenced to three days in Los Angeles County jail for violating probation following a DUI arrest."
This might be interesting had Paris Hilton not already done it first: Khloe Kardashian will report to jail Friday to serve her 30-day sentence for DUI. You remember her DUI arrest, right? It was reenacted for an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Oh, I was the only one who watched it?
Anyhoo, the judge has decided to "make an example out of her," but she will likely only serve less than one day of her 30-day sentence. Apparently even being a D-lister's sibling is enough to get you the celebrity justice treatment.
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The idiot Kardashian sisters are fighting! Apparently Khloe believes it's unwise for sister Kim to waste hundreds of thousands of dollars on a Bentley. Kim thinks Kholoe's just jealous because she can't afford a Bentley. We think they're both right! Click through to see them come to very weak blows.
American Idol loser Michael Johns seems to unfortunately be the latest addition to Hollywood's incestuous social circles, as evidenced by his appearance at a Kanye West tour party last night in Hollywood along with America's favorite D-listers.
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Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Do I think he made a mistake? Obviously. Like, hello … I'd be into me." — Kelly, The Bachelor
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I look at this picture and I think H2-Oh no you didn't girrrrrl. It's fierce." — Tyra, America's Next Top Model
The Kardashians took some time off from spamming our comments section to speak to Larry King, because we're sure his audience would love their show. Larry can barely hide his hatred for the famewhoring family as he stumbles over what's written on his cue cards and tries to figure out the appeal of these horrid people. Oh, and Kim is described as the one who "posed for Playboy," presumably because "has a butt that rivals J.Lo's" and "made a sex tape" were too inappropriate for CNN.
Lindsay Lohan hosted the Scandanavian Style Mansion this weekend in LA. By the looks of things, her celebrity status has dropped a bit, as she managed to only attract friends of famous people (Alli Sims), sisters of kinda-famous people (Khloe Kardashian) … and Paris.
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KLASSY "[Joe Francis] is launching Girls Gone Wild magazine, a PG-13 print version of his raunchy video series in which drunken college girls are coaxed into stripping for the camera. The mag … will hit newsstands April 15 with articles including 'Wildest Spring Break Moments' and a photo spread featuring Kim Kardashian and her sisters Kourtney and Khloe wearing Francis' signature swimwear line."
The Kardashian sisters, along with a bunch of other gross celebs, showed up at the Trump Vodka VIP Lounge in Arizona this weekend to spread their diseases and hog the cameras.
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