Last night's TRL finale wasn't quite the circus it proved to be back in its heyday, mainly because the show has been trying way too hard since before Britney Spears took her tumble. Regardless, some of the show's most successful graduates showed up to pay tribute to arguably the best thing MTV ever produced. Tons of photos after the jump. CONTINUED »
Lil' Wayne, who gave one of the more memorable VMA performances this weekend thanks to his inability to keep his pants on, seems to be quite the diva: The troubled rapper, who has a history of run-ins with the law that doesn't quite rival that of DMX, reportedly refused to take the stage at Friday night's "Fashion Rocks" event because he didn't want his bag checked by security. So he bailed, which then led to him changing his mind and being a pain in the ass for the rest of the night.
Click through for the full entertaining story, as told by a senior production staffer.
• The littlest Palin lady is the only one we can stomach. [DListed]
• Eva Longoria denies the pregnancy rumors: "I’m just fat. I gained 5lb over the summer so instead of a size zero, I’m a size one." [INO]
• Jennifer Aniston stays relevant by playing in the sprinklers. [HT]
• Kid Rock vs. Oprah … We have a feeling this isn't going to go well for the Kid. [ICYDK]
• Forget those new 90210 twerps; we'll take Adam Brody any day. [PS]
• Keira Knightley was verbally attacked by a someone, but she surprisingly survived without collapsing into a pile of malnourished bones. [Yeeeah]
Waffle House is really desperate. After Kid Rock was arrested for fighting in a Waffle House parking lot last October, the classy establishment has decided to bring the rocker back for a special event today.
Kid Rock will be taking on the position of short order cook — at a different Waffle House location than he is familiar with — for charity. Because people are going to want to pay to be near Kid Rock when he completely loses it again. It's something in those waffles.
[Source]
• Kid Rock's new mugshot? Upgrade. [CityRag]
• Mark Wahlberg to replace Ryan Gosling? Downgrade. [DListed]
• Is everyone certain she didn't just fall? [HT]
• Kurt Cobain movie! Too soon, not soon enough or not even necessary? [ICYDK]
• Shakira: Taller than expected. [INO]
• Lohan engaged? Who cares, she lives in Utah! [Yeeeah]
• How about this: "Prius: Better Than Nothing." [PS]
• "Seriously, Columbus was retarded. To his death, he was convinced the mountains of Cuba were the fucking Himalayas." [Wonkette]
• Judy Jetson? [DListed]
• When the weirdo's away… [PS]
• Haven't Muscovites endured enough? [HT]
• Nice beret, jazzy cat! Too bad you're a big square. [INO]
• Kid Rock calls relationship with Pamela Anderson a "shit storm." [ICYDK]
• No shame in this. Taco Bell is delicious. [Yeeeah]
• JJ Fad! [CityRag]
• "One eighty seven on an em ef cop." Hoooooooooo boyyyyyyyyy! There's so much wrong here. [SH]
• The gentleman Kid Rock has told Rolling Stone he thinks Pamela Anderson lied about a miscarriage to dissuade him from going to a Laker's game. Yowza! [DListed]
• A Britney Spears sex tape might exist! Amazing how five years and dozens of wigs can completely sap my interest in that statement. [HT]
• Real tattoo twins share needles. Until then, it's all child's play. [PS]
• Kevin Federline arrived to court today wearing an eye patch. Arrrrrrrrrrr-some! [INO]
• Ray J said he has slept with over 1,000 women, before immediately adding, "Well, at least 994 definite women and possibly six more." [ICYDK]
• Rehab still not the boss of Lohan. [Yeeeah]
• Kitten's fighting even harder than ex Partridge Family psychotics with major chips on their bulky shoulders. [CityRag]
The prize money for the proposed Kid Rock vs Tommy Lee boxing match has risen from $1 million to $5 million, proving just how valuable it is to people that these guys get beaten up.
In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is janice:
Eyes closed, gentle smile,
Strap-on in tow; sweet Madge looks
truly virginal.
That was a tough decision. Well done, everyone.
New one is after the jump.
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Kid Rock punched Tommy Lee in the face during the MTV Video Music Awards ceremony last evening, prompting a minor scuffle that ended with both men being escorted by security guards from the event. Presumably the fight had something to do with Pamela Anderson, an ex-lover of both men, who had taken the stage to introduce Alicia Keys immediately before the fight broke out. Still no word as to why the security team didn't let the idiots kill each other.
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I thought even the dumbest, most fame-obsessed girls had at least one sensible friend who would go, "What the fuck are you thinking?"
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A lot of people don't know this, but a few days ago the Devil surfaced to take Pamela Anderson as his eternal bride. Of course, the nuptials took place in Vegas, and at their conclusion, Satan summoned a tornado to rip the lovebats asunder. Pam went without a fight, as hell hath no fury like a woman who's been married to Kid Rock and Tommy Lee.
More pics after this jump.
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Hi, girls!
You're stereotypically attractive and thus very boring.
You're stereotypically attractive and thus very boring.
You're stereotypically attractive and thus very boring.
It's true.
[Source]
Going through a divorce is rough. If you've only been married for four months, it's even harder. If your career is also in the toilet, it's probably one of the hardest things in the world. And, finally, if it's well documented that your ex-wife has hepatitis, meaning that there's a very good chance you do, too, divorce is probably the worst thing that can happen to you. Because now, when women look at you, they don't see a rags-to-riches rebel spitting rhymes over hip-hop country, they see a raging hep C petri dish who is sad and hasn't worked in four years.
Kid Rock gets a break for looking like he's giving up. He's at the club with his buddies and he's drinking to forget. Buy him a shot if you see him.
[Source]
• Demi returns to Vanity Fair…in a kooky hat. [popbytes]
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• Unlucky in love Halle Berry may be knocked up. Congrats to her, but I just hope her male model boyfriend doesn't bolt. [HollyScoop]
• Well, DC sounds like a good place to start. [DListed]
• I'm not usually pro-book burning…[A Socialite's Life]
• Jessica Alba does not want you to stare at her ass. Not at all. [Egotastic]
• Maybe Kid Rock and Tommy Lee should just call it a draw and go find themselves a few of the other million blonde bimbos out there. [BWE]
• Working with Justin and Scarlett sounds like a real blast. [INO]
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• Someone deserves a cinemetography nomination. [BWE]
• Matt Lauer's new son is named Tjis. I have a special place in my heart for arbitrary silent Js. [Celebitchy]
• Snoop Dog was barely able to squeeze another arrest into the month of November, but he succeeded. Bravo [DListed]
• So what you're saying is that Owen Wilson is proposing to his mom? Sick. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Speaking of which, here's what some Wilson/Hudson spawn might look like. [CityRag]
• Kid Rock doesn't hate Pam Anderson, just watching her kids. No, not those kids. [PopSugar]
• Paris Hilton knows how to use anything inside a Kinko's? Likely story. [Egotastic]
• Lohan has some memory loss issues [A Socialite's Life]
Yesterday we learned that Pam Anderson and Kid Rock are calling off their beautiful union, and today we've got some details. This may be a surprise, but it sounds like Mr. Rock is an asshole. First, we've got this report from Page Six:
The final straw was a bellicose blowup Rock threw at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house two weeks ago.
"Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it."
The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.
Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.
"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night.
Lovely. Meanwhile, Pam and Kid were named GQ's Newlyweds of the Year (whoops), and though this photoshoot is pretty hot, Kid comes off pretty douchey in the interview. Check it out after the jump.
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Pam Anderson and Kid Rock are planning to divorce. From her online diary:
11/27/2006
DivorceYes, it's true.
Unfortunately impossible.
I'm not sure why, but for some reason I believed in these two. Perhaps it was the string bikini wedding that should have been a red flag? Ooor the two month dating period before that. In any event, I'm just reading through her past entries and am wondering if she ever got her drugged pooch back.
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