Oh, Cassie and Kim. You’ve chosen the wrong man. A rich man, but the wrong man. Because a week is not a week without a Diddy relationship rumor, here’s a first-hand account from the New York Daily News' Rush & Molloy about catching Cameron Diaz and Diddy in a near lip lock at Prince’s party last Friday.
Kim Porter, Diddy's longtime companion and mother to three of his children, is planning on moving out of his New York apartment when the movie she's filming in Louisiana wraps.
Porter has already bought a posh pad in Beverly Hills for her and her four children - three of whom, Christian, 10, and twins D'Lila and Jessie, 7 months, are Diddy's.
This doesn't mean Combs and Porter won't ever be together again. They split for several years when he was dating Jennifer Lopez, but as soon as he and J.Lo broke up, Combs went right back to Porter.
Mover, shaker and revitalizing toner-er, Diddy, has long had his soft hands and clean face in a little bit of everything. From restaurants to music, Diddy's been in it and profited off it—with his mouth always slightly agape, as if he's constantly amazing even himself. Perhaps most amazing is the modesty that has accompanied the man throughout his many triumphs.
So let us more often celebrate Diddy. As it seems he can't go longer than a week without saying or doing some new bullshit, I have no doubt he'll offer up plenty of material for a new feature we'll call "Diddy Issues."
In this very first installment, let's look at Diddy's latest claim about his sexual prowess:
Diddy is claiming in a London tab that he and his baby-mama Kim Porter had tantric sex for "at least 30 hours" on their recent trip to Paris. "As meticulous as I am with my work, I'm more meticulous with lovemaking. I like to do it for a long time," says Puffy.
Subsequent to this statement, Kim Porter went on record to say that she has now explained to Diddy that masturbating in front of the mirror doesn't count as "meticulous" lovemaking, nor does sending an e-mail from the limo saying, "I wanna fuck you harder than I got fucked getting stuck with these horse teeth."
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Diddy's the father of twin girls and, for some reason, that info got him top billing on the cover of a magazine in Canada. Granted, it's a very nice pic of the happy fam, but is Diddy that big in Canada? Big enough to take precedent over the British royal family? Well, I guess Canada hates their dad (France is their mom).
The real question is: how long are Diddy and the mother of the twins, g/f Kim Porter, going to be together before she gets fed up with him chasing Sienna Miller all around town and back up to her apartment?
"It's all about the child support, baby!"
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Though it's been rumored for a while, Diddy's Rep has finally come forward and admitted that his girlfriend, Kim Porter, is pregnant again. People has the story:
Sean "Diddy" Combs and his longtime girlfriend, model Kim Porter, are expecting their second child, the mogul's rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.
"The couple is thrilled about the news," says the rep.
The couple already have a son, 8-year-old Christian, and Combs has another son, Justin, 12, with fashion stylist Misa Hylton-Brim.
I'm not sure what happened to the rumor that he knocked up another woman in Philadelphia, but my guess is that his people dealt with that one as well. Also, WTF, I was always under the impression that Diddy's clothing line, Sean John, was named after one of his kids (who shared Did's first name), but now I learn that it's just named after himself. Lame. For that, I included a picture of Kim Porter's ass in St. Tropez recently.
• Kim Porter can take Diddy's sleeping around, but fathering some other woman's child? Oh, hell no. [Celebitchy]
• Turns out, kids don't care where Madonna crucifies herself, just as long as she never blasphemes something important, like MySpace. [Junkiness]
• Russell Crowe knows that there's no pouting, brooding, or anger allowed in Williamsburg. [OAN]
• And the Award for Carefully Worded Quote of the Day goes to: Paris Hilton! [DListed]
• Jessica Simpson has two reasons for you to go see her new movie, and they're not her zany co-stars. [Egotastic]
• Tara Reid's new friend looks like he will need to be rescued with the Jaws of Life. [Celebrity Nation]
• Take a pill and look like Carmen Elektra, or something like that. [PopSugar]
• Happy Friday, watch Pamela Anderson and Cindy Crawford have a Lap Dance Off. [X17, X17]
The annnual BET Awards took place in Los Angeles last night, bringing with it a bevy of women who were taller than their dates. An exception of course being Beyonce, who shined in a dress fashioned out of a trash bag and LeBron James whose girlfriend Savannah looks like she might still be in high school. The big winners for the evening were Kanye West, Jamie Foxx (unfortunately, someone stop giving this ego machine awards, please), Mary J. Blige, and newcomer Chris Brown. I think we can all see that the big loser of the night was whatever poor animal Andre 3000 killed and attached to his pants.
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