• Guess who's back — and going to Hollywood. [DListed]
• New York City is aiming to have every resident in the Bronx tested for HIV. Good luck with that. [ABC]
• Someone needs to program the Posh robot to clean up after herself. [INO]
• According to Kimora Lee Simmons, being a fabulous mother demands $480,000 in child support. [ICYDK]
• Poor little Raffaello: Anne Hathaway's ex has to spend his birthday behind bars instead of jetting away to Italy. [Us]
KIND OF STUPID "Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Honsou are 'kind of' engaged, she tells People. … Asked if Honsou had given her an engagement ring, Simmons was equally forthcoming — and evasive. 'Well, kind of,' she said, 'not quite.'"
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "I need everybody right now to look up to the ceiling. Just look up there, because I think the sprinkler system is gonna come off, that was so darn hot! That's what I'm talking about! Woo!" — Mary, So You Think You Can Dance
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. "Don't be a vulture, learn your culture." — Flavor Flav, Flavor of Love 3
Scarlett Johansson wasted no time in debuting her engagement ring from fiancé Ryan Reynolds at last night's Costume Institute Gala at NYC's Metropolitan Museum of Art. Pretty much every celebrity you can imagine was in attendance (except for Reynolds), and 95 percent of the wardrobe choices made our heart cry.
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In Style magazine takes us into star closets in their latest issue. Inside the palatial walk-ins, it's an age-old contradiction: such full wardrobes and such empty people.
Jamie-Lynn Sigler laughs that, until she paid to have her closet organized, she would often come across clothes she forgot she had. "With the tags still on them!" she howls. Mariah Carey boasts of owning over 1,000 pairs of shoes, many of which go unused in storage. Kimora Lee Simmons has 500 pairs of jeans in her 49,000-square-foot home.
Even though it is inanely sized, Mariah Carey's shoe collection could only outfit one percent of the homeless schoolchildren in California.
Despite Radar magazine's claims that Tom Cruise converted Will and Jada Pinkett Smith to Scientology, the Fresh Prince insists he is staying a Christian.
You don't have to be Jewish to be a friend of Steven Spielberg. You don't have to be a Muslim to be a friend of Muhammad Ali. And you don't have to be a Scientologist to be a friend of Tom Cruise. I am a Christian. I am a student of all religions. And I respect all people and all paths.
Kimora Lee Simmons is also denying Radar's claims she has converted, despite reports that she handed out Scientology books to New York students. Seems the church is too sketchy even for Miss Fabulosity.
But while celebs are distancing themselves from the cultlike religion, Radar's blistering six-page expose of the church says leaders are more concerned by the dissension of its former members, namely the shadowy network of ex-Scientologists known as "Anonymous." The group is credited with leaking the now-infamous recruiting tape of Cruise laughing maniacally. The pranksters/hackers also managed to crash the church's Web site for three days and post confidential Scientololgy documents and lectures on YouTube.
Expect the Anonymous members to mysteriously disappear or commit suicide in the coming months.
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Here's a surprise: Kimora Lee Simmons is a diva. Who knew?
She demands that someone stand by and refill her champagne glass whenever it gets below one inch, that the water is Fiji only and that the place provide fans that blow on her in case it gets hot.
We are still confused as to why anyone does anything for this woman. What has she done, besides act like an entitled tyrant and design a crappy clothing line?
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Not that we attend dog fights, nor do we sympathize with dog fighters, but we have trouble believing that dog fighting "burns the human spirit and kills all the humanity inside you." Dog fighting is a bummer, alright, but, as Sterohyped points out, so is a hypocrite who spouts hyperbole while his ex-wife parades around New York in fur coats obtained with his money.
When an African immigrant who was once a homeless street hustler begins dating a woman once quoted as saying, "I represent luxury," it makes you get why communism won't ever work.
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This must be the first time that seats in the nosebleeds were preferable to courtside. Just try to imagine the squeals and the oneupmanship and the "Guuuuuuurl"s and the giggles; and then Kimora's screaming, "I'm single now!" and Tyra's high-fiving her, going, "Girl, we know this!"; and then they're cackling so much you begin to feel it in your headache.
Fuck. How is Jay-Z not stabbing screwdrivers into his ears?
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• Don't do it, Djimon! She's a blood diamond incarnate. [NYP]
• Nick Cannon calls himself a reformed player and proves he is definitely still a loser. [Glitterati]
• Four times as boring. [HT]
• Robin Givens is horny. She wants to do it. Ride it. His pony. [INO]
• Bloggers immediately brushing off Time Inc's demand to not publish Dempsey twin photos. [ICYDK]
• Call girls spilling secret. Rule 1: Always have some Wet Ones around. [Jossip]
• Now, even looking your age is bad. [NYT]
It's not everyday that anyone has anything negative to say about Uma Thurman. I attribute about 40% of this to the fact that everyone is terrified of her after seeing Kill Bill. Otherwise, eh, there's just not all that much to say. Not today, however, because not even Ms. Uma Thurman is impervious to the wrath of yoga-induced foot odor. The New York Daily News reports:
A crowd of civilians and a sprinkling of celebrities attended Wednesday night's opening of the Jivamukti Yoga School in Union Square, and the vast second-floor space was tightly packed, very warm and, as the night went on, increasingly pungent.
Everybody - even the paparazzi - was required to take their shoes off, exposing the toes of Uma Thurman, Russell Simmons, Elizabeth Berkley and Matthew Modine.
Sting sat in a lotus position strumming a sitar - background music for his wife, Trudie Styler's, lengthy ode to yoga while their audience of 500-plus enthusiasts listened and perspired.
Okay, sick. I'm not sure what's worse: considering what sort of possible foot fungus Russell Simmons has contracted from Kimora or picturing Matthew Modine in the Downward Dog position.
Either way, I'm sure Uma's feet were only a victim to the anonymous crime of group odor–there's no way you can blame her when there's a shoeless Sting in the vicinity.
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