Clearly, the line for the slide was long. But it looks like it was damn well worth the wait.

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• "But you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend." (Twice today.) [Yeeeah]

• Wow! Kids are growing up too early. Why are our parents always right? [DListed]

• Keira Knightley and another period film. B-b-b-boring. [PS]

• "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap." [INO]

• We know who Spock is; who's Zachary Quinto? [ICYDK]

• Fabio doing what he does best. [CityRag]

• Ass like an apple? Is that a compliment? [HT]

At the age of 90, Kirk Douglas is set to release a tell-all, sex filled memoir entitled, Let's Face It - 90 Years of Living, Loving and Learning. Within the pages are descriptions of a range of lascivious acts that make me long for the day I'm old enough to say and do whatever the hell I want. Here's him discussing how he lost his virginity to his English teacher at the age of 15:

By today's standards she would have gone to jail. I had no idea we were doing something wrong. Did she?

Yes, Kirk, she probably did. But those were the days, huh? Before all the party poopers were prosecuting and "To Catch a Predator"-ing statutory rapists.

I'm sure all the Kirk Douglas sexual escapades are good, but this is probably my favorite:

…the cleft-chinned Oscar-winning star of such pictures as "Spartacus" and "Gunfight at the O.K. Corral" recalls a fling with a "big, tall blond" German airline stewardess who liked to be disciplined in bed. During their enthusiastic sex sessions, "she would scream, 'I'm a Nazi!' - which was his cue to slap her, which he did, Douglas writes.

Ahhh, there's that "Old Hollywood Glamour" that stylists and idiots are always reminiscing about. It was so elegant, what with all the smoky eyes and cigarette holders and rough sex with German stewardesses who beg to be degraded. Classy!

PS If there's anything cuter than a 90-year-old man shooting down a yellow slide, I have yet to see it.

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