The Kardashian family would like to remind everyone to vote in this season's Dancing with the Stars. Because, when all is said and done, this attention-whoring family knows what really matters.
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The Kardashians took some time off from spamming our comments section to speak to Larry King, because we're sure his audience would love their show. Larry can barely hide his hatred for the famewhoring family as he stumbles over what's written on his cue cards and tries to figure out the appeal of these horrid people. Oh, and Kim is described as the one who "posed for Playboy," presumably because "has a butt that rivals J.Lo's" and "made a sex tape" were too inappropriate for CNN.
Details magazine celebrated their Mavericks 2008 issue last night in LA. Under the false pretense that they are true mavericks, a bunch of reality "stars" showed up. How embarrassing for them.
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KLASSY "[Joe Francis] is launching Girls Gone Wild magazine, a PG-13 print version of his raunchy video series in which drunken college girls are coaxed into stripping for the camera. The mag … will hit newsstands April 15 with articles including 'Wildest Spring Break Moments' and a photo spread featuring Kim Kardashian and her sisters Kourtney and Khloe wearing Francis' signature swimwear line."
• Original emo! Suck it, Wentz! [Queerty]
• Kirsten Dunst is in Cirque Lodge with Eva Mendes. It's the newest hot spot! Put it in your BlackBerrys, biatches. [DListed]
• Those stems! [CityRag]
• Fall fashion rundown! Do you love it yet? Do you finally believe in it? [PS]
• Christina Aguilera voted. Diddy, a man of his word, said he will spare her. [HT]
• Desperate airbrushing. [INO]
• First pictures of the uncrazy Britney Spears. [ICYDK]
The Kardashian sisters, along with a bunch of other gross celebs, showed up at the Trump Vodka VIP Lounge in Arizona this weekend to spread their diseases and hog the cameras.
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New Yorkers, get your Tasers, bros: There are thieves among us! Kim Kardashian, seen here silently delighting in the misfortune of a sycophantic dreg, was recently relieved of over $50,000 worth of goods at JFK Airport.
The swindle seemed to go down as fans and Delta employees flooded the girls for photos and autographs. When the sea of people cleared up and [Kim] looked down, [her] stuff was MIA.
Among the sundry material items lifted: diamonds, a Cartier watch and a "labtop." (All those beakers!)
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