The Kardashian family would like to remind everyone to vote in this season's Dancing with the Stars. Because, when all is said and done, this attention-whoring family knows what really matters.

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Bruce Jenner, the seemingly nice guy who married into the ungodly Kardashian family, has some words of wisdom for his son Brody: Be wary of the company you keep. We're assuming he knows from experience.

Frankie [Delgado]'s a very bad influence. And before that, it was Spencer. He's been brought down by all his friends. It's not really him. He's a homeboy.

Speaking of not acting like yourself, should a 58-year-old man really be saying "homeboy"?

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The Kardashians took some time off from spamming our comments section to speak to Larry King, because we're sure his audience would love their show. Larry can barely hide his hatred for the famewhoring family as he stumbles over what's written on his cue cards and tries to figure out the appeal of these horrid people. Oh, and Kim is described as the one who "posed for Playboy," presumably because "has a butt that rivals J.Lo's" and "made a sex tape" were too inappropriate for CNN.