• Your first look at Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland. Needless to say, this movie is going to be awesome. [ICYDK]

• Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson's baby refuses to come out. We don't blame him. [PS]

• The Kardashian sisters and a washed-up Laguna Beach star posing for pictures on the beach. If that's not newsworthy, we don't know what is. [HT]

• Vivienne Westwood must be really desperate. [INO]

• The Victoria's Secret fashion show: Because there's nothing sexier than 50-pound wings attached to a 90-pound girl. [Yeeeah]

• Courtney Love spent her Sunday writing up 60 (60!) posts for her MySpace blog in a matter of hours. [DListed]

• Clay Aiken takes the best pictures. [ICYDK]

• Lindsay Lohan feels like a caged animal. Uh, she's just now figuring this out? [PS]

• Kristin Cavallari is practicing karate so she can stay in shape for her illustrious career. [HT]

• Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton sink their claws into Prince William. [DListed]

• Christie Brinkley's ex Peter Cook has a sex tape. Doesn't everybody? [Yeeeah]

• Bruce Willis is planning to marry a baby Demi Moore. [INO]

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American Idol loser Michael Johns seems to unfortunately be the latest addition to Hollywood's incestuous social circles, as evidenced by his appearance at a Kanye West tour party last night in Hollywood along with America's favorite D-listers.

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Details magazine celebrated their Mavericks 2008 issue last night in LA. Under the false pretense that they are true mavericks, a bunch of reality "stars" showed up. How embarrassing for them.

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Lauren Conrad's collection debuted at LA Fashion Week last night, and LC had the support of all the usual suspects — and some surprises.

The crowd featured Lauren's family and friends, including Lo Bosworth, Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Stephen Colletti, Dieter Schmitz, Brody Jenner, Frankie Delgado — and Kristin Cavallari.

Kristin, who arrived wearing a Lauren Conrad original, said she and her former nemesis have been on good terms for a long time: "It's the magazines that like to make us look like [enemies]. I thought this would be a good way to support her and clear the air."

More pictures than you could ever ask for, after the jump.

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Lauren Conrad — seen here preparing for her first runway show — has a lot of good things happening in her life: Her clothing line will be featured tonight during LA's fashion week, she's moved into a mini-mansion, and she's making amends with former enemies.

The Hills' starlet extended an olive branch to Kristin Cavallari by inviting her to the Lauren Conrad Collection fashion show tonight at Smashbox Studios in LA. Kristin, who has publicly feuded with Lauren over fellow Laguna Beach alum Stephen Colletti, reportedly accepted her offer.

Next up: A Speidi reconciliation?

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• Wow! JLo's kids really do share names with a couple characters on an animated show about magical dragons. We thought that was just a joke, but we guess it still kind of is. [Yeeeah]

• In case you were wondering, nowadays, Mickey Rourke looks like a melted woman. [DListed]

• What does Kristin Cavallari even do anymore besides add pictures to her Facespace? [HT]

• "Rachel Bilson Is Pregnant" [INO]

• Mamma Mia, indeed, young lady! [ICYDK]

• Matt Dillon totes hates kids, too! Especially "celebrity photographer" ones. [CityRag]

• The New York Times ran an entire article about how being at some form of a computer 24/7 might not be healthy. Thanks, Times. We can always count on you to make common sense seem difficult and unheard of. [NYT]

• NOW HE'S GIVING MILITARY SALUTES TO PORTRAITS OF L RON HUBBARD!!!!! [Yeeeah]

• 22-year-old Lily Allen suffered a miscarriage. No funnies about that. Let's move on. [DListed]

• Unironic mustaches: always good. [PS]

• Sarah Jessica Parker revealed to Allure that she used to be often told to get her nose "fixed." And it wasn't even broken. [INO]

• Kiefer Sutherland is getting out of the pokey on Monday after 48 days inside for DUI. Walk to work Monday, LA. [ICYDK]

• Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Hill World had a birthday party. All this time we thought she had a manufactured date. [HT]

• A drunk and busty Tara Reid retrospective. [CityRag]

• Kenya's a powder keg. Check it out. [NYT]

• Dora diss on Baldwin. [Jossip]

• Tobey Maguire showing great power, but not great responsibility. [TMZ]

• How long has she been off The Hills? [HT]

• Nicky Hilton showing that blue-blooded charm. [INO]

• Morbid isn't hot. [Glitterati]

• Move over, Brangelina! [HT]

• Photogs in London are just as modest as the ones in America. [Yeeeah]

• Here's a bunch of people from movies smoking weed in honor of Weed Day. Why is 4/20 Weed Day, anyway? Just remember, they don't call it dope for nothing. [CityRag]

• As crazy as he can sometimes get with the Scientology, Tom Cruise is always supporting good causes. That's important to remember. [ICYDK]

• MTV is scouting for virgins for a new reality show. Guys, why not just keep it in-house and tap Gideon Yago and Kurt Loder? [Jossip]

• David Beckham's a romantic, just like you'd dreamed he'd be. [TheBosh]

• Alright, seriously, Gwen Stefani fans, this is a good song? I think she's powerless without her Asian lucky charms. [BWE]

No New Years Eve plans yet? Fear not, my friends, because People has put together a comprehensive list of places at which to spend assloads of cash in exchange for a life's worth of body contact with strangers and hours of time waiting for that "free champagne toast!!!" To think, you may even catch a glimpse of a celebrity before she is ushered back into her private VIP area. Rock. On.

MIAMI:
• Lindsay Lohan has been snapped chilling poolside at the Delano Hotel, so it's only fitting that she's set to party at the South Beach hot spot alongside celebs such as Michelle Trachtenberg, Taye Diggs, Kimberly Stewart, Maxwell and Sofia Vergara.
• At Mansion, DJ AM, Travis Barker and Lohan's ex Wilmer Valderrama will reign over the festivities. As Valderrama tells PEOPLE, "What's a better way to celebrate a great year than coming to Mansion?"
• Euro-chic lounge Prive and Opium Garden, the open-air club it overlooks, will welcome Dave Navarro, Kristin Cavallari and Spider-Man 3's James Franco.
• Jared Leto will helm the party at the Raleigh Hotel, owned by Uma Thurman's beau Andre Balazs, where guests can mingle in an open-air beachfront bar.
• Luke Wilson, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Robert Iler and Tyson Beckford will celebrate at Skybar as rapper Q-Tip plays emcee.
• At Setai, Jessica Alba, Haylie Duff and The O.C.'s Benjamin McKenzie will host a poolside soiree with sounds by celeb DJ Steve Aoki.
• Adrian Grenier plays a movie star on Entourage, but he'll be playing rock star at the Hotel Victor when he performs with his band the Honey Brothers.
• Ludacris will rock a party at Social Miami at the Sagamore Hotel hosted by Venus and Serena Williams.

LAS VEGAS:
• Talk about out with the old: Britney Spears will usher in the New Year with a bash at Caesars Palace's PURE nightclub – the backdrop for Kevin Federline's "Lose Control" video. Ouch!• Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden will take over the deejay booth at Ghostbar on the 55th floor of the Palms Casino Resort. Will new squeeze Nicole Richie be there to kiss him at midnight?
• Battle of the exes: Pamela Anderson will host a bash at Tao at the Venetian while her soon-to-be ex-husband Kid Rock parties across the street at The Mirage's Jet nightclub – and first husband Tommy Lee performs with Rock Star: Supernova at The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino.
• As he did in 2005, Vince Vaughn will bring his Wild West Comedy tour to Mandalay Bay. This year, John Favreau will join him onstage to mark the 10-year anniversary of Swingers, the movie that made them famous. "Vegas, Baby!"

NEW YORK CITY:
• In Times Square, Carson Daly will count down to midnight on NBC's New Year's Eve with Carson Daly, featuring a performance by rockers Panic! At the Disco, while Christina Aguilera belts in the New Year for ABC's Ryan Seacrest-hosted Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve (Fergie, Natasha Bedingfield and Meat Loaf are also slated to perform).
• After her Times Square show, Aguilera will head over to the Hudson Hotel to guest host a party co-sponsored by Heineken (her husband, Jordan Bratman, already requested eight cases Heineken Light).
• Mira Sorvino will party with The Sopranos' Federico Castelluccio as well as Elias Koteas, Caroline Rhea and … her dad, Paul Sorvino, at Nikki Beach Midtown.
• The ultra-exclusive Room Service will open its doors for a bash hosted by MTV'S Damien Fahey. Revelers can reserve one of the nine private suites complete with leather couches, a mini-fridge, a plasma TV and DVD player, and a concierge. Come 3 a.m. guests will even be served a gourmet breakfast. Now that's service!

While Kevin Federline is not the marquee host at any of these events, he is in Miami right now, so if you're in the area, look for him waiting outside in line at any of the aforementioned clubs.

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Last night, Volkswagon presented the Tiguan, its new mini SUV, and all the little starlets clamored to see. Paris Hilton ditched her new best friend, Britney (perhaps she's pissed for this?), to reunite with Nicole. There was a gnarly Laguna Beach reunion with Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad. Noticeably absent, however, was one Mr. Steven Colletti, who, as far as I know, is still dating Hayden Panettiere. Though Miss Panettiere was looking fairly cosy with Diana Ross' son on the red carpet. Confused yet? Zooey Deschanel looked adorable as usual. Christian Slater brought his newly single self to the party (look, can you blame him? There was plenty of ass to grab) and Ludacris performed. Just another Tuesday night, eh?

• A short story: Angelina talked, everyone listened. The end. [DListed]

• Who would you rather bang: Angelina or Borat? [PopSugar]

• Tina Fey talked some shit about Paris Hilton on Howard Stern. Who's the Mean Girl now? I think she's on Team Lindsay. [CityRag]

• WTF? 25$ for a ticket to Dreamgirls? I'll just see Happy Feet thrice (I have the face of an 11-year-old) thankyouverymuch. [BWE]

• Colin Farrell, who knows if he's joking! No one! The accent gets me every time. [Junkiness]

• There's GQ's Lindsay and then there's this Lindsay. Choose your own Lohadventure. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

• Maybe Kristin Cavallari's Facebook. Check it out while anyone even remembers who she is. [DrunkenStepfather]

Why am I so annoyed? Because I was at this Genetic Denim party last night with my friends (didn't know the party was going on, just went to meet my brother at the club, I'm not special) and I didn't see any of these celebrities (other than Little Jon, whose publicist asked if his posse could share our table with us, for some reason my brother said no). I mean, it's not like they were in some special area (if I was able to get within a foot of Janet Jackson, Kristin Cavallari couldn't have been heavily guarded). Stavros and my girl Toni flirted, but really, I failed. Tear.

At least we have the fun of seeing a Lohan-Ashlee alliance. I just love the sound and look of it.

Ooooooooohhhhhh, Kristin you bad girl. Jessica is gonna be soooooo mad.

If you don't watch Laguna or The Hills, here's just another pretty blonde trailed by a doltish looking dude. If you do watch LB/tH, SCANDAL.

So LC takes up with Kristin's ex, Brody Jenner, and who does the scorned turn to? Why LC's ex, Jason Wahler of recent hilarious arrests, of course. Confused? Here's a mental diagram: make a bunch of dots representing the Laguna Beach kids, then make lines connecting every single dot to every other dot representing who has hooked up with who until you have the most confusing web possible. Any questions?

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• Rachel Bilson cuter than ever in pajamas. What's next, a bunny suit? [Egotastic]

• Jessica Alba is voted most kissable. Also, most roofie-able and most hit-over-head-and-drag-into-cave-able. [Hollywood Tuna]

• Kristin Cavallari is going to star in a remake of Revenge of the Nerds. Just a hunch, but I don't think she'll be playing a nerd. [DListed]

• Say what you want, but Jessica Biel could kick your ass. [Yeeeah]

• I may be going out on a limb here, but I think the Carters might be more loathsome than the Hiltons. [CityRag]

• Jake Shears of the Scissor Sisters gets sassy with Popbytes. [Popbytes]

• Junkiness calls bullshit on the mutilated nip of Pamela Anderson, marking the first time anyone has assumed Pam's boobs were more normal looking than suspected. [Junkiness]

• Natalie Portman visited wounded soldiers in the Middle East. No joke there. [Egotastic]

• Don't try to be a catty vengeful bitch, Nicole Richie, Kristin Cavallari, like, owns, catty vengeful bitch. [OAN]

• Heather Locklear needs a break from David Spade, just like the rest of us did after being beaten over the head with Joe Dirt. [A Socialite's Life]

• Lionel Richie visited a doctor who told him that Nicole isn't anorexic. Unfortunately, that doctor was Nicole with a fake moustache on. [MSNBC]

• Nick Lachey is finally ready to bring Vanessa Minnillo home for the weekend to watch him watch sports. [Celebrity Nation]

• If Lance Armstrong is Matthew McConaughey's sugar daddy, does that mean all those pics of the two hitting on girls were a sham? For shame. [Celebitchy]

• President Bush runs out of people to give positions to, randomly chooses Clay Aiken. [BWE]