It shouldn't surprise you to learn that Courtney Love hangs out with thieves, but perhaps you'd be shocked to know that the stripper-cum-maniac stores late husband Kurt Cobain's ashes in a pink teddy bear-shaped bag, a neat little package that was recently nabbed by thieves.

[Love] was horrified to discover them gone, along with thousands of pounds worth of clothes and jewellery.

Courtney said: "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal."

We could offer our four cents, but we think Kurt said it best:

Load up on guns and
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose
And to pretend
She's over bored
And self assured
Oh no, I know
A dirty word

Spacey enabler Courtney Love is facing financial woes after a group of con men opened hundreds of credit cards with the stolen identity of her late husband, Kurt Cobain. According to Love, the men have been profiting off the scam since 2003, and have since gotten away with $72,000,000(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Love says she tried numerous times to warn people of the fraud, but nobody believed her. Because that's what happens when you're Courtney Love.

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Courtney Love revealed herself as a ghost to the revelers at fashion shows in Paris this week. She said she made the transition from flesh and blood to specter in order to hassle Kurt even in death. Her plans changed after St. Peter wouldn't let her in with pain killers.

Try to avoid her icy gaze after the jump.

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I'm not one of those really dogmatic punk rock fans that hates the sound of tuned guitars and children (though I do hate the sound of children with guitars), but putting Joe Strummer into a shitty posthumous ad just because some kids who listened to his band used to wear your product is pretty low. It's almost as low as stabbing your girlfriend to death, which, coincidentally, another one of your "spokesangels" actually did.

When's the OJ line coming out, dudes?