• Ummmmmm…so is he racist? And to whom did he sell his soul to get that fucking voice. [BWE]

• That's what people get for trusting labels. [DListed]

• Ditch the bra, babe; your breasts are harder than Chinese algebra. [HT]

• Which one is Stepford Spice? [ICYDK]

• "Rat Face" is pejorative, right? [Yeeeah]

• Jack Burton or Jack? Too close to call. [CityRag]

• You're trying to tell me there's something gay about a John Waters movie with cross-dressing? That's a stretch. [DListed]

• Based on fuzzy science and bad math, I've concluded that babies born in prison are 78 percent more likely to be one of those adults that eats sugar packets. [ICYDK]

• I would have taken a Paris pardon over this shit. [MWN]

• No, seriously, why did Kurt Russell ever change his look? [CityRag]

• Pete finds a non-narcotics-related way to let Kate down. Is that the seventh step? [Yeeeah]

• Entourage does suck, doesn't it? [BWE]

Why the long face, guys? Oh, Grindhouse flopped so hard it was like a fat guy diving and now the studio is considering taking it out of theaters and completely revamping it before releasing it again as two separate projects? Well then, doing press for it must be like constantly being asked about a bad breakup. Sorry.

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