The Kardashian family would like to remind everyone to vote in this season's Dancing with the Stars. Because, when all is said and done, this attention-whoring family knows what really matters.

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The Kardashians took some time off from spamming our comments section to speak to Larry King, because we're sure his audience would love their show. Larry can barely hide his hatred for the famewhoring family as he stumbles over what's written on his cue cards and tries to figure out the appeal of these horrid people. Oh, and Kim is described as the one who "posed for Playboy," presumably because "has a butt that rivals J.Lo's" and "made a sex tape" were too inappropriate for CNN.

In this clip of the latest episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, watch as the tween girls of this house of horrors work themselves into a navel-flashing frenzy during an innocent game of "Girls Gone Wild." Then, try to focus through your tears as Frankie Delgado – manager of the girls' brother, Brody Jenner – aims a video camera at the young things and declares, "I'm gonna start managing you girls and we're gonna put this on YouTube or something." Holy shit is this inappropriate! Then again, is it ever too early for a Kardashian woman to realize that probably the only way she'll be able to keep a man rapt is by running around, lifting her shirt and screaming, "Whoo!"?

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Those Kardashian-Jenner's have more class than school! On last night's premiere episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, not only did Kylie – Kim's 9-year-old half-sister – defile a stripper pole like a true working girl ("Look what I can do!"), we discovered the reason she has such a pole on which to simulate sex is because Kim gave it to their parents as an anniversary gift. So warped are they!

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