• NOW HE'S GIVING MILITARY SALUTES TO PORTRAITS OF L RON HUBBARD!!!!! [Yeeeah]

• 22-year-old Lily Allen suffered a miscarriage. No funnies about that. Let's move on. [DListed]

• Unironic mustaches: always good. [PS]

• Sarah Jessica Parker revealed to Allure that she used to be often told to get her nose "fixed." And it wasn't even broken. [INO]

• Kiefer Sutherland is getting out of the pokey on Monday after 48 days inside for DUI. Walk to work Monday, LA. [ICYDK]

• Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Hill World had a birthday party. All this time we thought she had a manufactured date. [HT]

• A drunk and busty Tara Reid retrospective. [CityRag]

• Kenya's a powder keg. Check it out. [NYT]