Here's an event we can get behind: The ASPCA Shaggy Dog Gala, held last night in NYC, managed to support the animals without dressing them up in humiliating outfits and forcing them to parade down a runway. Sure, Katie Lee Joel's dog's collar is a little much, but our standards have been lowered when it comes to pet decor.

Among the no-names in attendance: Former Bachelor Lorenzo Borghese (swoon), Lake Bell, Kristen Johnson and The Real Housewives of New York City's Ramona Singer. Good work, people: Keep the clothes off the animals.

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Last night was the LA premiere of What Happens In Vegas, and Bai Ling decided it would be appropriate to show up in an outfit that might happen in your grandmother's attic.

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