Self-loathing, gay Idaho Senator Larry Craig lied to Matt Lauer and indeed the nation in a recent interview, insisting once again that he is not a gay man nor a bisexual man. His broken wife fervently parroted his deceptions, at one point interrupting Lauer before he had even asked a question to proclaim that her husband's travel on the date in question was nothing out of the ordinary: "Like every weekend. Very routine. That's exactly what happens every week." But, like, duh; of course it happened every week. How else would Larry have gotten the physical releases necessary to not murder his wife and all the forgotten dreams of Broadway glory she represents?

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What better way to remember a self-loathing, angry, gay, deposed senator than with a self-deprecating, funny, gay dance track? It's no "Nasty," but give it a chance. And keep your fingers crossed for heavy rotation in West Hollywood.

Jerk-off Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), currently in hot water for pleading guilty to attempting to get jerked-off in a men's restroom, will probably be jerked off the Senate. Man, these Republican, fundamentalist assholes are so gay!

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