Bill O'Reilly isn't just targeting talk radio lately. The man is on some sort of brilliant tear about the nature of sitcom finales as well, which Jeff Bercovici found out by actually reading one of O'Reilly's books so we didn't have to. The book of essays, entitled A Bold Fresh Piece of Humanity, deals not only with the current electoral climate, but such hard hitting and culturally relevant issues like why Larry David chose such a cop-out ending for Seinfeld:
Celebrities make too much money. Subjective, sure, but probably true. Truer still is that very often those fortunes are wasted in inglorious, ill-planned blazes.
But sometimes the millions serve a higher purpose; sixth homes declined in favor of the public that makes a celebrity a celebrity. Yet where are those figures in Star and the National Enquirer?
Screw Birkin bags, time for money that counts: political donations.
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In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is SMACK THAT:
this just in: joran
van der sloot, john michael karr
seen canoodling
Kudos for the use of canoodling and for the nightmarish image conjured.
New Someone Haiku after the jump.
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