LADIES NEVER KISS AND TELL • "Tila Tequila refuses to kiss and tell about her rumored make out session with Justin Long. (The New York Post reported they got it on in Sin City on Halloween and that he later asked her to 'straddle' him at an L.A. club.) 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and it should just stay there. … I don't remember anything.'"
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Denise Richards dragged her more likable by default sister out to celebrate Tao's three year anniversary party in Las Vegas over the weekend. Giving her a run for her money in the insufferable competition were Ellen Pompeo, Holly Montag and Perez Hilton. If we were to be stuck on a stranded island with any of them, we can't decide who would be the least maddening. Feel free to choose for yourself.
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The economy sure is bad. How bad is it? Now, even conscious rappers have warrants out!
Mos Def, the Emmy-nominated actor and Brooklyn emcee who made a name for himself with Afrocentric songs about love and how stressful life in America can be, is being sought by Las Vegas police on an arrest warrant stemming from a fistfight with a photographer there in August.
Mos allegedly roughed up a 60-year-old trade publication photographer before snatching the man's camera and smashing it. No word yet on whether the multi-talented artist will turn himself in or stay on the lam.
This is a brilliant career move for Mos, who's obviously learned that gangsta rap is where the money's at.
Current American superhero Michael Phelps is still using his timely fame to break my heart. This time around he was at Las Vegas' Tao, but he clearly was not interested in the sleazies dancing in the background. Phew.
On another note, who wears a hood over a hat? And indoors? Minus two points, Mike.
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The unstable and Peter Pan-like Michael Jackson has once again put himself in a suspicious position, this time moving into a Las Vegas mansion across the street from an elementary school for children 13 and younger. We couldn't make this stuff up.
Casino owner Steve Wynn reportedly put Michael up in attempts to persuade the singer to appear in a Vegas comeback show. Regardless of who selected this property, did nobody think for one second that this might look bad for someone previously accused of child molestation? Nobody?
Most of the parents are concerned, claiming "he can see the kids getting on the school bus from his house." We'd be more concerned about the children actually wandering over to his Neverland-type setup like moths to a flame, but to each his own.
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ANNOYING D-BAGS DOING GOOD THINGS "With a little help from his friends, Justin Timberlake put [$1 million] in the pockets of Shriners' Hospitals for Children, an organization that provides medical care for kids in need. And what good friends: the Jonas Brothers, Rihanna, 50 Cent, Leona Lewis, Adam Levine, Lionel Richie and Boyz II Men joined the "Sexy Back" star in Las Vegas, where Timberlake, 27, hosted a weeklong pro-celeb golf tournament, capped off by a charity concert and afterparty."
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AND THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T LAST "More than four years after they tied the knot, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony renewed their wedding vows early Sunday morning at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. The ceremony — which took place at the newly renovated Forum Tower Penthouse — was officiated by Reverend Steven Smith; two friends served as witnesses."
Diddy, the master of delusion, has come out from hiding under his bed to discuss his hero and imaginary friend (we kid you not): Frank Sinatra. We'll just let Diddy explain, because there's no way we can describe this without sounding crazy.
There's nights in Vegas when I have my Frankie baby with me. That's right, Frank Sinatra is with me. Call me crazy. I'm not afraid to say I have imaginary friends. And Frank is one of them.
I love showing people a good time, throwing parties and seeing people have fun. That's me. And Frank was the same. He loved entertaining.
Wow, what a coincidence! It's truly a miracle to find two people who both love having a good time. This is wild. And to further explain how he and the classy Sinatra are similar, he described the scene at his latest commercial shoot: "Somebody got naked and got into the pool. Actually two people did. And one of them was me."
Stay classy, Diddy.
This thing just never stops being weird, does it? Mariah Carey threw her hubby Nick Cannon a birthday party at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas. They kissed over a cake. The end.
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THIS TIME, OJ'S GUILTY "O.J. Simpson has been found guilty on all charges in the gunpoint robbery of two sports memorabilia dealers in a Las Vegas casino hotel room more than a year ago. The 61-year-old former football faces up to life in prison. A somber Simpson released a heavy sigh as the charges were read Friday in Clark County District Court. He was immediately taken into custody. The verdict comes 13 years to the day after Simpson was acquitted of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman, in Los Angeles."
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas — even at the expense of children's birthdays, if you're Kevin Federline. The father of the year was in town for the Friday preview party for a new nightclub and had so much fun that he decided to stay for the weekend. One small problem: His sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, were celebrating their birthdays back in LA:
Saturday [Kevin] spent the day by the pool, then had dinner at TAO and hit the Lavo grand opening, red carpet and all, where he partied til 4am. It was more of a guys’ weekend, but a very good time was had by all.
According to a K-Fed friend, he loves his children, "but if he's having fun someplace else he'll stick with that."
Hey, remember when Britney was so crazy that everyone wanted Kevin to have sole custody of the kids? And after time went on, we were all like, "Hey, maybe he's not such a bad guy after all"? Those children are screwed.
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"Sin City sources say that while [Sarah Larson], who's trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she 'came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him' with a media mogul."
AND SUGE USED TO BE SO NICE! "Marion 'Suge' Knight was jailed Wednesday on assault and drug charges after he was accused of beating his girlfriend while brandishing a knife near the Las Vegas Strip, police said. Knight, 43, posted $19,000 bail and was scheduled to be released late Wednesday with a promise to appear Sept. 26 in Las Vegas Justice Court, a court spokeswoman said. Police said the founder of bankrupt Death Row Records was arrested about 6:40 a.m. after officers arrived at the scene of a minor traffic accident and found Knight hitting a woman in a parking lot off a busy thoroughfare."
Not completely disgusted with modern air travel, what with the glacial lines, last-second cancellations and dwindling luxuries? Then you're a more tolerant person than many, many others. But we dare you to resist booking your next trip on Amtrak upon hearing this news:
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Courtenay Semel, Lindsay's ex and the latest to "win" a shot at love with Tila Tequila, stole her share of the limelight this week in Vegas when she was charged with battery. Apparently Courtenay had a bit too much to drink at Pure nightclub and decided it would be a great idea to slap a security guard in the back of his head.
To be fair, if we were dating Tila we, too, would be drunk and angry all the time.
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So in case you haven't heard, tonight is the season four premiere of MTV "reality" hit The Hills. Over the last three seasons it's become fairly obvious that there's rarely anything real about the show except for Spencer and Heidi's douchiness, so we've compiled our five favorite fake moments in the history of The Hills. Feel free to add your own if they didn't make the cut.
Presidential candidate Paris Hilton, who has tried, and failed, to attach herself to nightclubs before, is said to be eying her own venue in Las Vegas.
Paris Hilton debuted her trashtastic shoe line yesterday at a Las Vegas Macy's, presumably because the only people who would want to wear those hideous things also like to dance on poles.
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