• Clearly, we should not have made jokes about Latarian Milton, who was recently been institutionalized after attacking his grandmother. [DListed]

• Angelina Jolie has confirmed she's having twins, which the tabloids did months ago. It's time for celebrities to stop letting the tabloids they claim to hate so much be right. [PS]

• "Reese Witherspoon And Jake Gyllenhaal Are Ready To Wed." Guess what: You're not invited to the wedding, so don't care about it. [INO]

• Megan Fox was once so poor she was forced to have hairy legs. Oh, gawd! That's almost as bad as being so poor you can't eat food. [ICYDK]

• Lohan + Ronson + hickeys = speculation [CityRag]

• "Mariah Carey Has Baby Fever." Uh, no duh—why do think she likes Nick Cannon? Zuh-ing. [Yeeeah]

At right is Latarian Milton, a seven-year-old boy from South Florida who was in hot water recently after stealing his grandmother's Dodge Durango and joyriding around town with a friend of his, also seven. Milton drove through a Costco parking lot and up and down some main roads before crashing into a sign on the sign of the road, in the process running over a couple mailboxes and hitting several parked and moving cars. Nobody was hurt and Milton is now the talk of his small town.

When a local newsman asked Milton why he took the car, our new hero proclaimed, "I wanted to do it because it's fun—it's fun to do bad things … I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friend."

After hearing about the $10,000 bassinets and cashmere onesies lavished onto JLo and Posh Spice's velvet-bottomed brats, it's nice to know there's still some real badass kids in the world evening things out.

Video after the jump.

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