• Amazing screen graphic: "Don't know what Nas' new album is called? Check out our Dog interview." HA! [SH]

• Who are we to say Heidi Montag will never win an Oscar? Sentient beings, that's who. Now cut the shit, Montag. [DListed]

• This gruesome twosome is still quite a bore. [EBG]

• Television show Chuck was honored last evening. Presumably for even existing. [PS]

• Models modeling. Do you care? [HT]

• If it'll make you feel better about things, you can dress like Cameron Diaz. It's pretty easy. [INO]

• Uncle Jesse involved in a mile high scuffle. [ICYDK]

• Le Call: Le nuevo novia de Owen Wilson. [Yeeeah]

• How do women not know when this is happening? They must know, right? [CityRag]