• Watch out paparazzi, Tara Reid might "fucking kick your ass" for these photos. [Splash]

• Leah Remini is going to keep talking about Baby Suri until someone actually starts caring, or believing her. [Hollywood Rag]

• Tired of acting, Charlize Theron has committed herself fully to bikini wearing. [Egotastic]

• Drew Barrymore's shirt is lying. Lying I say. [PopSugar]

• Tom Cruise can be called a lot of things, but apparently sexist isn't one of them. [Faded Youth]

• I can talk smack about celebs all I want, but when I see them pictured next to normals, it all makes a little more sense. [CityRag]

No, no, no, don't get your panties all in a bunch, this isn't Suri Cruise. It is, however, the result of Google Image Searching "three month old baby" and looks like it could be the prototype used by folks who are claiming to have met the elusive spawn of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Leah Remini, the first Scientologist B-List celebrity gaining publicity by claiming to have met the the babe "several weeks ago" had this to say:

"She's a newborn and normal size," Remini said in an interview that will be featured in the new issue of [US Weekly] that hits newsstands Friday.

"Tom and Kate … want to have a life and raise their baby," Remini said. "They're normal parents."

Suri is "a cross between the two, [with] dark, straight hair and dark eyes," another pal said to the magazine.

Okay, so there's no word of the baby having quite the mop my prototype baby has, but you get the idea. With no defining characterisitics, it could be any freaking baby. Apparently Tom and Katie are still holding auditions for the infact who will actually play their child in life, so all friends have got to lie about are the stipulations from the casting call–normal sized, dark hair.

Oh, and "normal parents," eh?

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To celebrate his wife Jennifer Lopez winning a "Women in Film" award last night, Mark Anthony took out a full page ad in the trade paper Variety in honor of his lady. The ad is written in the form of a movie script starring himself as the loving husband and Jennifer as "The most beautiful woman." You should read the full scan by clicking on the thumbnail on the side of this post, but let me tell you, the scene looks like it would be pre-tttty, pre-tttty moving.

The event was attended by strong beautiful Hollywood women…and Leah Remini, J-Lo's new BFF.

Mark Anthony may just be a sweet husband after all, that or he really wants to remind people that his wife is VERY VERY available for acting gigs. Either way.
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