So here I am, lounging in the living room with my cat, enjoying some macaroni and cheese and Paris Hilton's My New BFF when I suddenly lose my appetite thanks to a parade of skanks on my television. Yes, A Shot at Love is back — but this time STD-ridden Tila Tequila is not involved. WTF?! It's like I don't even know MTV anymore.
Tila's replacement(s): The Ikki Twins, Rikki and Vikki. Classy. I googled this nonsense and the only thing that popped up was this cheap Web site, which told me absolutely nothing. Looks like MTV isn't exactly feeling loud and proud about its latest travesty.
And she didn't even need the cover of People to do it.
Having never (so?) publicly discussed her sexual orientation — but having made light of it on stage and on The New Adventures of Old Christine, where her character remains married to Julia Louis-Dreyfus — comedian Wanda Sykes surprised Las Vegas Prop 8 protesters by announcing she is gay and married her wife on Oct. 25.
Why speak up now? Because of Prop 8's passage. "I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked — our community was attacked. … Now, I gotta get in their face. … I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman, and I'm proud to be gay."
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PAGING DR. BURKE: YOU WERE FIRED LAST YEAR, SHUT UP "Former Grey's Anatomy star Isaiah Washington — who was axed from the show in 2007 after spewing a homophobic slur at T.R. Knight — is slamming the show for firing Brooke Smith. 'I looked at a brilliant actress, whom I have adored since I first saw her in Silence of the Lambs,' he says in the Nov. 17 issue of TV Guide. 'For her to be treated this way, I find very interesting. … Now that I see what they're doing to a show that I love and I care about, I think it's disgusting.'"
Lindsay Lohan appears in the upcoming December issue of Harper's Bazaar to clear up all that talk about lesbianism and Samantha Ronson. Except — surprise! — nothing gets cleared up whatsoever.
When asked if she's been with a girl before, she answers: "I don't know. Maybe." When asked if she's bisexual, she answers: "Maybe." When asked if she's a lesbian, she answers: "No."
Harper's Bazaar neglected to print the final question, which was, "Are you a pathetic, attention-seeking famewhore?" to which she answered, "Yes."
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Patrick Dempsey appeared on Ellen DeGeneres' talk show yesterday and, yes, the conversation turned to actress Brooke Smith's recent axing from ABC's Grey's Anatomy.
Some suspect ABC gave Smith the boot because her on-screen lesbian relationship was getting a bit too serious. Dempsey gave no credence to those rumors — not because they're not true, but because network executives told him what to say:
CAN YOU TAKE HEIGL WITH YOU? Spoiler alert: "Brooke Smith ends her run as Dr. Erica Hahn this Thursday on the ABC hit Grey's Anatomy. She joined the cast last season as the outspoken and brash Dr. Hahn, quickly becoming a fan favorite. On Thursday's episode Dr. Hahn made a weepy declaration that she was a lesbian after her bond with Callie Torres (Sara Ramirez) quickly moved into relationship territory. EW.com's Michael Ausiello reported Monday that the relationship's fast clip may have factored in the decision to dump Smith. But show creator Shonda Rhimes denied the allegation."
• Because you can never have too many heartwarming tales involving animals. [DListed]
• Something's off with Nicole Richie's body proportions. [HT]
• Pink says she's "proud" to be mistaken for a lesbian: "I don’t care. I love to challenge people’s preconceptions." Fair enough. [Yeeeah]
• The "Izzie's getting killed off of Grey's Anatomy!" rumors are making a comeback. We're still on board with anything involving less Katherine Heigl. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Aniston sinks her claws back into Gerard Butler. Why can't everyone just leave G.But alone? [PS]
• Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have a rule stating they can't go more than a week without seeing each other. It's similar to Paris' other rule that she can't go a day without being photographed. [INO]
• First the Spears girls, now beauty pageant queens: Louisiana continues to crank out winners. [Yeeeah]
• Paris Hilton is concerned that Pink thinks she's stupid. Does she understand that the rest of America agrees with Pink? [INO]
• We have no idea who this girl is, but she's wasted and fascinating. [DListed]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's relationship is outed yet again — this time by Sam's mom. [PS]
• Britney Spears' Halloween plans: "She’s thinking of going as herself but back in her shaven head days. She’s genuinely horrified when she looks back at those times so she figures that look would be a great costume for Halloween." [ICYDK]
• Speaking of Brit: Now you, too, can dance like her in three easy steps! [CityRag]
• Guy Ritchie is slowly going crazy. Marrying Madonna will do that to you. [DListed]
• Lindsay Lohan has now set her sights on Chace Crawford. Wait, what happened to being a lesbian? [INO]
• A look at Hollywood's toothy kissers. [CityRag]
• Mary-Kate Olsen got in a minor fender bender. No tiny trolls were injured in the process. [PS]
• Tom Cruise has officially turned Katie Holmes into himself. [ICYDK]
• Faith Hill should never look this good in a bikini. [Yeeeah]
Katy Perry is never one to shy away from awkward (or controversial, for that matter) situations, and her recent performance at the MTV Latin American Awards was no different. The fake-lesbian singer ended her performance of the played-out anthem, "I Kissed a Girl," by belly-flopping onto a large cake. The only issue? The icing was slippery, and the singer took a tumble. And another. And another. She was finally forced to crawl off the stage on her hands and knees. We'll let you come up with the inappropriate jokes.
Lindsay Lohan's "lesbian" love affair with Sam Ronson dominates the cover of OK! magazine this week. And, of course, Lohan's "friends" have loads to say. The actress does not. We're assuming she wasn't paid enough money.
Lindsay Lohan's rep is working overtime this week in the wake of LiLo's "shocking" confession that she and Samantha Ronson have been dating for "a very long time." According to her rep, "there was no confession" — she was simply saying the two were very close friends. Uh, OK.
Here's what really happened: Lindsay wanted to get people talking and succeeded — but refuses to officially come out until someone offers her lots and lots of money. Case closed.
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• Britney Spears really doesn't need that much retouching, does she? [DListed]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson confirm they are a couple, because nobody had any idea. [PS]
• Whitney Port officially gets her very own Hills spinoff, set in NYC. As long as it's not Speidi, we're on board. [ICYDK]
• All the celebrity nip slips you could ever want. [CityRag]
• For everyone who was concerned: Kim Kardashian fits in her size 26 jeans. [Yeeeah]
• Dakota Fanning continues her reign of perfection by making her school's cheerleading team. [INO]
Ellen DeGeneres is just so generous! The lesbian funny lady used her talk show yesterday to run some behind-the-scenes footage of her wedding to Portia de Rossi.
It's possibly the cutest thing we've ever seen and these girls are by far our favorite gay couple in history.
Watch Ms. D's monologue on the matter, after the jump…
BECAUSE BABIES FIX EVERYTHING "Hollywood lesbian Lindsay Lohan is hoping to raise a baby with girlfriend Sam Ronson, I can exclusively reveal. I hear the Mean Girls star will ask one of her ex- boyfriends to provide the necessary, erm, male input. … [Lindsay] hopes that having a child will help her recovery."
Tila Tequila kept it classy last night outside of LA's Coco DeVille with girlfriend Courtenay Semel by grinding up on every female in sight for the pleasure of the paparazzi. Court looks like she's completely over this joke of a lesbian, but she continues on in this phony relationship for the sake of fame.
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• Old school Britney loved Cheetos even back in the day. [DListed]
• Lindsay Lohan's side boob would be more exciting had we not already seen the entire thing. [HT]
• Gwen Stefani is about to give birth. Oh good, because we haven't heard any celebrity baby news lately. [ICYDK]
• Upon realizing that everyone in America hates her, Paris Hilton is taking her BFF search overseas. [PS]
• Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds decided to hold off on their wedding until after the presidential election. There's still time! [INO]
• Megan Fox will film a lesbian scene. Of course. [Yeeeah]
Courtenay Semel, Lindsay's ex and the latest to "win" a shot at love with Tila Tequila, stole her share of the limelight this week in Vegas when she was charged with battery. Apparently Courtenay had a bit too much to drink at Pure nightclub and decided it would be a great idea to slap a security guard in the back of his head.
To be fair, if we were dating Tila we, too, would be drunk and angry all the time.
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