At first, I was nervous. Then I was like, "Whatever."

-Levi Johnston, father of Bristol Palin's child and self-proclaimed "fucking redneck," on life on the campaign trail

The "fuckin' redneck" who impregnated her daughter was impressed by Sarah Palin's speech last night. Were you?

Hoser found! After what must have been hours of rather simple but tedious work, the New York Daily News was able to track down Bristol Palin's fertile young mate, a self-professed "fuckin' redneck" named Levi Johnston. Apparently, the paper then fell in love with the 18-year-old hockey player:

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