Elton John and a drunken, slurring Lily Allen got into it big time at a GQ awards show in London last night — and, as you can imagine, Elton made Lily look like a drunken fool.
• Lily Allen has been taking cues from Amy Winehouse. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Lopez doesn't understand why Michael Phelps is getting more attention than her. [Yeeeah]
• Victoria Beckham is offended by accusations that she takes diet pills. Would it be better for us to assume she simply doesn't eat? [INO]
• Lance Bass will show up at any birthday party if there's cameras involved. [DListed]
• People only care about Audrina Patridge if she's wearing a swimsuit. [HT]
• Ashlee Simpson would make a cute pregnant person if she would just take off that stupid hat every once in a while. [PS]
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Look, we know everyone mourns in their own way, but we're going to go ahead and assume that 16 hour benders probably aren't the best way to attain mental and physical health after the father of your miscarried fetus leaves you.
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Probably unbeknownst to her, here, at London Fashion Week, Lily Allen has taken on the look of the middle school crush I was too insecure to acknowledge, for fear of also being branded as "weird." To me, she looks like a pastiche of nostalgia, innocence, morbidity and sex, and she's making me feel angry about the weakness of boys.
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• NOW HE'S GIVING MILITARY SALUTES TO PORTRAITS OF L RON HUBBARD!!!!! [Yeeeah]
• 22-year-old Lily Allen suffered a miscarriage. No funnies about that. Let's move on. [DListed]
• Unironic mustaches: always good. [PS]
• Sarah Jessica Parker revealed to Allure that she used to be often told to get her nose "fixed." And it wasn't even broken. [INO]
• Kiefer Sutherland is getting out of the pokey on Monday after 48 days inside for DUI. Walk to work Monday, LA. [ICYDK]
• Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Hill World had a birthday party. All this time we thought she had a manufactured date. [HT]
• A drunk and busty Tara Reid retrospective. [CityRag]
• Kenya's a powder keg. Check it out. [NYT]
A pregnant Lily Allen has declined opportunities to design her own maternity wear because she believes it inappropriate for her fans.
She told BBC Radio 5 Live she turned down "quite a lot of offers" to come up with outfits for other pregnant women.
"My demographic is generally young girls. I don't think a maternity line is particularly suitable," she said.
The sophisticated, grown-up Allen is 22.
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• More from everyone's favorite old codger, Pat Robertson. This time on the West Coast's "gay agenda." [Queerty]
• Possibly maybe. [DListed]
• Where were you when Britney shaved her head? It's like our generation's Kennedy assassination. [PS]
• Moratorium on "baby bump" in '08, kay? [INO]
• Guy Ritchie's new flick bombs. And this one doesn't even star his wife. [ICYDK]
• The toys of Whoville! [CityRag]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt is not doing Playboy.
Speaking of good parenting, here's a pregnant Lily Allen on a fag break. Her publicist promised the Daily Mail Allen didn't know she was pregnant at the time of the photo, but tell it to Asthmatic Alfred growing in her belly!
• Merry Christmas (unless you have sex with dead people or men). [Queerty]
• And here come the attacks on Hillary's looks. [DListed]
• Lily Allen's pregnant, too! Something's in the water. [PS]
• Why do all Playboy bunnies end up looking alike? [HT]
• Matthew McConaughey has broken his face, surely while doing something with his shirt off. [INO]
• Julia Roberts is a never-nude! [ICYDK]
• "Michael Jackson is a Damn Monster" [Yeeeah]
• People hate Tom Cruise. [CityRag]
Apparently, when GQ's photo shoots are not infantilizing women, they are very dull and plainly stolen from Terry Richardson. Better, but still bad.
TMZ sometimes uses the noun "bitchfight" when discussing arguments between women, but we always considered the word too fake and misogynistic for our liking. So we'll not say "bitchfight" to bring you the news of Lily Allen's spiteful comments about LOLShopper Victoria Beckham. But, were we more into calling women "bitches," we might have.
Lily, 22, who shot to fame when her single Smile went to No1 last summer, criticised Posh Spice's obsession with fame.
"I think, 'You are not promoting anything, you don't need the money, so all it's about is being famous.'
"And I can never imagine my life being about being famous. I make music, that's what I am here for. I would never go out and court publicity. I am in such a good place, it wouldn't occur to me."
And the chubby teen idol flock (Ed. Note: We intentionally avoided using "herd" there) continues to dwindle. Good for you, Lily Allen. Alas, Beth Ditto keeps on.
Guess who this sturdy young lady is.
It's Gala Talbott, Lily Allen's shunned, half-black half-sister, whom was birthed by mother Angela circa 1986, just one year after Lily's birthday. Scandal! Angela says she met Keith Allen on a "chat show," and that soon after he fell victim to her "exotic" wiles. (The sweetest taboo!) But then Angela got preggers.
When he found out I was pregnant he told me to have an abortion. I thought about doing it but Keith refused to go to the clinic with me and I didn’t want to go on my own.
So Angela had the baby and she named it a word that means "a gay festivity." And now Gala's pissed.
My dad is nothing to me. He’s never been there for me as a father. I’ve seen him perhaps only three or four times in my whole life. I don’t know him and I don’t ever want to see him again.
“The only thing I expect is for him to provide for me because I’m his child — and that’s the decent thing for him to do.
And it surely is the decent thing for him to do. But good luck with that.
Lily Allen has recently dropped four dress sizes and she's attributing the weight loss to hypnotherapy.
"After the hypnotism, I want to go to the gym every day, otherwise I feel really bad. I just want to get more toned and healthy. I'm really good about everything at the moment — I've never been happier," Allen chirped to the Daily Mail.
Never happier or more hypnotized. What a life.
After the jump, more of a thinner Allen.
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A few weeks ago, Page Six warned sashaying fashionistas everywhere that the tents canopying Bryant Park during New York Fashion Week would play host to fewer fabulous guests this year. While the news certainly came too late for flustered, coked-up event planners to pare champagne orders, it gave us an ample amount of time to fix a cheese plate, pour a glass of red and prepare to ogle the wreckage of the most poorly attended Fashion Week ever. That said, where is everyone?
Last night, everyone was at the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London. After the jump, many pictures of them wisely not caring about Fashion Week.
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• Man involved in one of the most violent sports in the world gets too violent. [SH]
• Lily Allen has some choice words for the President. (Rhymes with bunt.) [DListed]
• Doesn't that hurt? [DS]
• What's Tara Conner's legitimacy again? [HT]
• For your daily morbid needs. [CityRag]
• Nicole Kidman is a box office failure, but at least she successfully left Tom Cruise before he got completely fucking crazy. [ICYDK]
• Soap operas finally admit that their fans might not really mind seeing two men kiss. [Yeeeah]
Lily Allen has been forced to postpone her United States tour, as her work visa issues have yet to be straightened out.
The visa was canceled after Allen flew into Los Angeles and was questioned over an assault in London.
"I'm so disappointed. I'll be back as soon as I can," said the singer, 22.
Her spokesman denied she had been dropped from the MTV ceremony in Las Vegas on 9 September.
God forbid she get dropped from the MTV ceremony. Where would they ever find another drunk, obnoxious starlet to slur "Here's Kanye!"
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