ANNOYING D-BAGS DOING GOOD THINGS "With a little help from his friends, Justin Timberlake put [$1 million] in the pockets of Shriners' Hospitals for Children, an organization that provides medical care for kids in need. And what good friends: the Jonas Brothers, Rihanna, 50 Cent, Leona Lewis, Adam Levine, Lionel Richie and Boyz II Men joined the "Sexy Back" star in Las Vegas, where Timberlake, 27, hosted a weeklong pro-celeb golf tournament, capped off by a charity concert and afterparty."

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This little guy, Oscar, is one of the world's most popular dogs among Hollywood circles. He has been photographed with the likes of George Clooney and John Travolta thanks to his owner, Dennis Gill, who sold newspapers to celebrities in London. Oscar recently lost his three-year battle with cancer, but his legacy will live on through the animal lovers of the blogosphere.

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Lionel and Nicole Richie did their best Papa Joe and Jessica Simpson impression at the ASCAP Pop Awards last night in Hollywood.

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• Finally, the trailer for the greatest movie of all time. Unforch, there are no snakes on any planes involved. [Defamer]

• Jessica Simpson still acting shady when asked about John Mayer. [X17]

• Only a few more weeks until Ashlee Simpson makes her glorious stage debut in London. It should be…interesting. [DListed]

• Lionel Richie continues to convince himself that Nicole isn't sick. [Junkiness]

• Kevin Federline wouldn't stop to get Britney her final craving before the c-section. I mean, I'm sure he had places to be after dropping her off and those In-N-Out lines can take forever. [Page Six]

• Despite containing Jude Law, I'm so glad that All the Kings Men got it's first good review. [A Socialite's Life]

• Listen, Tom Cruise, Moby is, like, really disappointed in you. [BWE]

• Mena Suvari finally found a way for people to remember she attended an event: dressing like an a-hole. [Celebrity Nation]

• Natalie Portman visited wounded soldiers in the Middle East. No joke there. [Egotastic]

• Don't try to be a catty vengeful bitch, Nicole Richie, Kristin Cavallari, like, owns, catty vengeful bitch. [OAN]

• Heather Locklear needs a break from David Spade, just like the rest of us did after being beaten over the head with Joe Dirt. [A Socialite's Life]

• Lionel Richie visited a doctor who told him that Nicole isn't anorexic. Unfortunately, that doctor was Nicole with a fake moustache on. [MSNBC]

• Nick Lachey is finally ready to bring Vanessa Minnillo home for the weekend to watch him watch sports. [Celebrity Nation]

• If Lance Armstrong is Matthew McConaughey's sugar daddy, does that mean all those pics of the two hitting on girls were a sham? For shame. [Celebitchy]

• President Bush runs out of people to give positions to, randomly chooses Clay Aiken. [BWE]

This morning I got an e-mail containing this tantalizing still from Lionel Richie's upcoming video for his track "I Call It Love" starring Nicole Richie herself.

(Aside: I was under the impression that this was a song written about Nicole, and that it would be a father/daughter relationship video. So you can imagine my shock when I saw this picture, which, for a good ten minutes, I was sure was Nicole and Lionel making out. I literally wrote a whole post about it. And vomited in my mouth. Sick. Sick and wrong. Alas, it is not. All is well.)

Right, back to the e-mail, in which I was offered the chance to see more pictures from the video by becoming Lionel's MySpace friend. I immediately jumped on and added Lionel as a friend to get the shots so I could share them with you. (Also, I'm a MySpace friend whore. I want more.) This was hours ago and I've still not been added. I'm pretty new to the scene, but I'm fairly sure that's like decades in MySpace time.

So, what gives, Lionel? Are we in a fight because I sometimes make fun of your Nicole? I'm just trying to share some photos. Whatever, I don't even want to be your MySpace friend anymore. JK!!!! LOL!! Can't wait for the add!

I think I'm getting the hang of this.

Update: Crisis averted! Lionel has reciprocated my olive branch of MySpace love. Here are the pictures we've all been waiting (at least an hour) for.

• You will have to pry that vodka bottle out of Kathy Hilton's Cold Dead Hands. [A Socialite's Life]

• I'd like to think that Lionel Richie casting his daughter Nicole in his video for "I Call it Love" is sweet rather than his just trying to glom off her newfound fame. [JustJared]

• Kate Beckinsale has only dated two men in the past ten years, which, as far as the world can tell, is a supreme waste of hotness. [PopSugar]

• Jordache hires Liz Hurley and a horse for their new ad campaign. It's cause she's a cowgirl, baby. [DListed]

• Strong evidence that Global Warming is caused by celebrities in bikinis rather than any of this "pollution" crapola. [Egotastic]

• Could it really be that Brad Pitt is the one who put the brakes on marriage with Angelina Jolie? [GlitteratiGossip]