Clips from the Britney: For the Record documentary are being leaked on YouTube, prompting Perez Hilton to be all, "EXCLUSIVE!!! WE CAN REVEAL EXCLUSIVELY THAT BRITNEY SAID THIS!!!" even though it's all over the Internets. Anyhoo, there's a big fuss over Brit's admission that she probably married Kevin Federline for less-than-ideal reasons. Gasp!

This earth-shattering revelation overshadows the clips of Brit recording "Womanizer" in the studio — and she sounds just slightly less tone deaf than The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim. It's a good thing she's a pro at lip-syncing.

BAD NEWS FOR ASHLEE SIMPSON • "On the heels of the Olympics Opening Ceremony, for which the cute little singer was revealed to be lip-synching, the Chinese Ministry of Culture says it will name and shame artists who fake it when performing — and repeat offenders could lose their license to perform. According to the Ministry's website, artists must not 'use pre-recorded songs or music to replace live singing or instrument playing' to 'cheat the public.'"

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Before you continue reading, please make sure there are no Britney Spears crazies in the immediate vicinity, because this news just might send them over the edge.

Tiny narc Ryan Seacrest announced on his radio show that Brit will reunite with ex Justin Timberlake tonight as part of increasingly desperate Madonna's "Sticky and Sweet" concert tour. The beginning of the end of days will take place at LA's Dodger Stadium, where all three singers will come together on stage for some world-class lip-syncing.

For our LA readers: It might be wise to stock up on flashlights and bottled water today.

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Rehab poster child Lindsay Lohan, who was recently accused of stealing an $11,000 mink coat, is in more trouble after former roommate Lauren Hastings accused her of stealing thousands of dollars worth of items from her closet.

'Basically, I have two closets, a lot of the stuff was missing out of one and the next closet was almost completely empty,' Hastings says, claiming her things disappeared during an unauthorized late-night party tossed by her housesitter.

Citing five witnesses, Hastings, 23, also alleges, 'They all said they saw Lindsay Lohan basically in my closet, handing a bag of clothes to her bodyguard. … I contacted Lindsay and said, "Look, I know you stole my clothes." She then said I was completely delusional, I was pathetic.'

Naturally, Lohan's rep issued a statement saying that Hastings' story is not at all true, and "it's not what it seems." Which … makes absolutely no sense. Is there any other reason Lohan would be emptying out her roommate's closet, only to have the items go missing forever?

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Mariah Carey kicked off Good Morning America's Summer Concert Series with a semi-lip-synced performance and a dose of her diva demands. The awkwardness kicks off right away as her backup track begins singing before she is ready; then, later in the performance, she tells her backup singer (or is it a recording?) to stop singing her part. Only Mariah.