MORE CELEBRITY TWINS ON THE WAY "Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant with twins, her rep confirms. … Presley, 40, who is expected to give birth in the fall, has two teenage children, daughter Riley, 19, and son Benjamin, 15, with ex Danny Keough. The twins will be Presley's first children with husband Michael Lockwood."

A few weeks ago we said not all Scientologists are pathetic automatons out to destroy humanity, which prompted a host of outraged people to throw tantrums and threaten to boycott Mollygood. It was madness, and it was our introduction to how upset many people get when discussing Scientology. Thus, we'd like to nip in the bud any and all speculation about our partisanship with this rundown of our least favorite Scientologists. We still don't believe the spooky Web sites that claim to know the secrets of Tom Cruise et al, but we understand how odd that post must look in conjunction with all the contextual ads for the Church that have been popping up on the site.
This post should clarify our point: Scientology is an organization composed of some cool people and some fools, just like practically every group in the whole world (save for people who wear fur—they're all rotten).
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NO MORE BABIES, PLEASE "Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant with her third child and due in the fall. … 'The couple [is] incredibly overjoyed,' the rep says. This is the first child for Presley, 40, and her husband, guitarist and music producer Michael Lockwood."



