If you love the Hamptons so much, why don't you buy a house there and stay in it forever, only exiting the darkness of your splendor for $15 tomato soup? Please?
More merrymakers after the jump.
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Despite how this looks, this woman is just a vampire who barely got her coffin closed in time.
This is the sleepwear Tori Spelling puts on when she wants to send her new hubby the no nookie tonight signal. An inpenetrable fortress of satin which not only is the first outfit worn by Tori Spelling that does not show her crater cleavage since she had those funbags installed, but is a jumpsuit cinched shut at all openings. Most importantly, however, it is unflattering to the point of uncontrollable impotence for all men in the vicinity.
The Lizzie Grubman-do isn't helping.
Also, she totally looks preg.
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