The American Beverage Institute, a lobbying group for alcoholics and their pushers, the liquor companies, took out a full-page ad in today's USA Today (timely!) to run what you see at left. According to the Copyranter, the Beverage Institute thinks it's bullshit that "activists" are trying to install breathalyzers ("ignition interlocks") into every car in America. Because apparently, as this ad clearly portrays, when laughing businesspeople pound beers until they're over the legal limit to drive, it's far better than when Lindsay Lohan does it.

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