So was I the only person who watched last night's Bachelor season finale? British Matt proposed to Shayne, the 22-year-old daughter of Lorenzo Lamas and this lovely creature. She's also an actress, but I don't need to tell you that — the clip above does all the talking. Watch as Shayne shows off her "shocked" and "in love" faces and delivers her lines, all the while making sure she doesn't let the camera see up her dress. It would be sweet if it didn't all sound so scripted. I give them two months.

I'm likely the only person left who watches The Bachelor, and it's probably a good thing. Nobody deserves to feast their eyes upon this lovely beauty, Michele, who is contestant Shayne's mother and the ex-wife of Hollywood legend Lorenzo Lamas. Why he left her, we will never know.