Apparently it's Joel McHale Day here at Mollygood, and we're OK with that because he trumps the Hogans/Spears/Lohans any day. Joel, who says he sometimes feels like he's "doing the Lord's work," gave an awesome interview with The A.V. Club where he provided many, many gems, chief among them this: "On Flavor Of Love, when a woman took a dump on the stairs, I mean, that's like J.R. being shot on Dallas, or like maybe the last episode of M*A*S*H. It's a milestone on television that's covered with chlamydia."

Seriously, he's our favorite celebrity ever. Click through for lots more.

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We don't watch Lost because, in our experience, the people who do end up thinking and talking about it far too often, but, if we did, apparently we would have been shocked by the body in "the coffin" on last night's episode. After the jump, a picture of the corpse for any Tivo-er who can't resist a spoiler.

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Lost hobbit Dominic Monaghan is exhibiting some of his photography at a gallery in West Hollywood. Do stop by if you're in the area for a glimpse at the pictures, which range from blurry photos of buildings to blurry photos of celebrities to computer-manipulated photos of the sky. And all taken with a point-n-shoot. It's what you would take pictures of if you were drunk and famous.

Conclusion: Once you're a celebrity, that's your career. Feel free to vacillate between callings at will; nobody will have the balls to tell you you're bad.

The photos, in all their fuzzy glory, after the jump.

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• Get ready for 28 Days Legend.

• Contrary to everything good about literature, Lynne Spears got a book deal. So jealous! Seriously. [DListed]

• Now Diddy has his own brand of vodka to get sloshed on before belligerently attacking people in parking lots. [PS]

• She puts her breasts out like that to distract everyone from her big, Jewish nose. [HT]

• The Lost curse! The boozy driving one, not the one where they consistently disappoint everyone. [ICYDK]

• Milla Jovovich pregnancy watch. Countdown the days if you're so inclined. [INO]

• Fresh out of rehab and hosting a party in Sin City on the drunkest night of the year, huh? Wise idea, little lady. [Yeeeah]

• Just so we're clear, it can't be a nipple slip if the nipples have not slipped. These are just exposed nipples. [CityRag]

Lost has added Jeff Fahey of Lawnmower Man fame(?) to the show's main cast, thereby giving away the entire ending: They're stuck in obsolescence.

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It's not that it's not understandable to get a little testy when throngs of cameras are ubiquitous, and it's not that one need always exercise extreme patience and grace in the face of annoyance, but nothing short of physical assault is going to get the paparazzi to stop taking your picture. Thus, giving them the finger doesn't do anything except tell people who've never even heard of Lost that you'd like them to go fuck themselves. Nice, Miss Manners.

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Proving that not just the underclassmen can be irrational babies, graduating seniors at Columbia University are enraged that Lost star Matthew Fox has been selected to give the commencement address at their annual Class Day.

While Fox is an alumnus and former member of the Columbia football team, many students find him incongruous with their intellectual achievements and are planning on protesting the decision:

Fox is hardly one of Columbia's most illustrious graduates, and, with due respect, should not be treated as such. In light of his comparative lack of credibility, Fox's invitation to speak should be rescinded.

Bwog invites all Columbia students to protest just as we protested McCain last year. Fox may not have authorized an illegal war, but then, what exactly HAS he done? To quote last year's anti-McCain buttons, "Fox does not speak for me."

How precious! Yet another protest! They've always been so successful and righteous in the past!

Here's this fantastic bit of bitching from another "slighted" Columbia senior:

$21,000/year for high school in DC, and our graduation speaker is our headmistress. $40,000 a year for the ivy league, and our graduation speaker's a b-list actor. i do feel a little cheated.

I'm glad to hear that the thousands upon thousands of dollars you spent on higher education taught you to not whine over the most trivial of things. Oh, wait.

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• Dita really knocking the women's movement on it's ass. [DListed]

• Kim Kardashian really does have a sex tape. Ray J really does have a penis! [Jossip]

• Lost is back. Never seen it. [Glitterati]

• I didn't even know Tila Tequila was a real person. I thought she was like Princess Zelda. [IDLYITW]

• Bush Sr. going in for a wet one with Teri Hatcher. Sick! [ICYDK]

• Tom Cruise sends tracking device, oh, I mean "cell phone" to Dakota Fanning. WTF?! Who gives cell phones as gifts to other people's kids. You're off the weird charts again, Tom. Tone it down. [ASL]

• Wilmer? Really that upsetting? [CityRag]

• Brad Pitt moves to Berlin and immediately reinvigorates their "master race" ambitions. [JJ]

Michelle "Mug Shot" Rodriguez spent some time walking and hydrating in Los Angeles the other day. She apparently doesn't realize that it's not cool to clip your iPod on the outside of your pants, but otherwise she looks pretty hot. (I also sort of just say that because I'm terrified of her. She could, and would kick my ass.)

More interesting, though, is a little bit of light reading in her hands. The book appears to be "The Secret Teachings of All Ages" by Manly P. Hall, and is described on Amazon like this:

Simply put, this is the most beautiful and complete occult book ever published. It represents a lifetime of research into the mythology, symbolism, and magical practices of countless cultures. From the secrets of Isis to the teachings of mystic Christianity, nearly every occult dogma imaginable is represented here. The book is full of giant illustrations, some of which fold out into a magnificent two-page splendor. This is the definitive guide to secret societies, famous figures, and more a must for every personal library.

The occult, eh? Maybe she's just trying to figure out what the hell is going on with her own television show.

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