Rich louts don't stop, 'cause they can't stop.
Like Nero, who fiddled while the city around him turned to ashes, luxury goods manufacturer Louis Vuitton has started a brand new, obnoxiously opulent venture, descending further into decadence while good men, women and children around the globe burn in the harsh heat of poverty.
But what things could be so important that a company wouldn't wait for the world's finances to get in order before starting production on them? Why yachts of course! Big black mega-yachts whose descriptions lend themselves to so many easy phallic jokes we won't even waste our time.
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10. "Why are the camels yelling at me?" — Bjorn, Exiled
Later this fall, when the sales data for Vogue's September issue is available, we might all have a good laugh about how terrible it did on the newsstand because Anna Wintour put Keira Knightley on the cover, even though when she appeared on the magazine last June, it was among the year's worst-sellers (405k newsstand). To be fair, Knightley was seen dressing an elephant in Louis Vuitton.
Kanye West recently announced that he will be collaborating on a men's shoe line with none other than Louis Vuitton. (Only the best for Yeezy.) He didn't go into more detail, which leaves us to assume he has no other information at the moment — meaning he still needs to think of a name for his shoe line. That's where our lovely readers come in: What should Kanye's newest venture be named?
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Here is Keith Richards' new Louis Vuitton campaign. We're assuming he was selected because his face is made out of the same fine leather as the product.
• I've never before written this, but I honestly wouldn't have believe it if I hadn't seen it. Check it out above. [DListed]
• Penelope's in a bikini. Kinda boring. Bikinis are kinda boring. It's like, "Wow. Lycra. Thanks." [HT]
• Gisele's 27. Oddly enough, we all know her name and she still hasn't contributed shit. [ICYDK]
• Vintage luggage is better than expensive LV bags. If you don't agree, you're a commercial boob. [Yeeeah]
• MJ without the surgery! [CityRag]
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