OH, DEAR "A source confirms to ET that Britney Spears' son, Jayden James, has been admitted to the hospital. The two-year-old was rushed to the emergency room when he became ill. The family was on a trip to Britney's family home in Kentwood, Louisiana."

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• First the Spears girls, now beauty pageant queens: Louisiana continues to crank out winners. [Yeeeah]

• Paris Hilton is concerned that Pink thinks she's stupid. Does she understand that the rest of America agrees with Pink? [INO]

• We have no idea who this girl is, but she's wasted and fascinating. [DListed]

• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's relationship is outed yet again — this time by Sam's mom. [PS]

• Britney Spears' Halloween plans: "She’s thinking of going as herself but back in her shaven head days. She’s genuinely horrified when she looks back at those times so she figures that look would be a great costume for Halloween." [ICYDK]

• Speaking of Brit: Now you, too, can dance like her in three easy steps! [CityRag]

A Wal-Mart employee in Louisiana is in trouble with the feds for stealing a (technically) pornographic photo of Jamie Lynn Spears breast-feeding her child. There are just so many things wrong with this story, we don't know where to begin.

Jamie Lynn's fiance, Casey Aldridge, took your average I'm-a-new-teen-parent pictures on his digital camera and then ordered copies at his local Wal-Mart (of course), where one of the employees got a little too excited about a picture of a 17-year-old exposing her breast to feed a baby. This poses a problem for the creep because Jamie Lynn is a minor, and selling or buying pictures of this nature constitutes pornography. Oh, and then there's the whole issue of stealing Casey's photos.

Let this be a lesson to all of you: Don't get your photos developed at Wal-Mart. Also, don't be a pedophile.

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A spokesman for the Shreveport Police Department, whose officers were recently involved in the high-profile arrests of actors Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, says that Shreveport police exhibited nothing but "professionalism" while arresting the W stars, and that there's no proof of any officer calling Wright a "nigger," as has been alleged. "And if y'all Hollywood faggots don't believe me," the spokesman added, "y'all can kiss my lily-white ass, y'heah?" (J/K!)

Even more new information about that Josh Brolin-Jeffrey Wright bar brawl in Shreveport, Louisiana: TMZ is reporting that the "slur" mentioned in our earlier post came not from a fellow bar patron, but Brolin and Wright's arresting officers, who tased and pepper-sprayed the two actors before calling Wright a "nigger."

Update: Actually, both rowdy bar patrons and police officers called Wright a nigger. Nice to hear Louisianans of all stripes finding unity after Katrina.

JAMIE LYNN SCRUTINY OUTLASTS HER PREGNANCY "Jamie Lynn Spears, who just gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann Aldridge at the ripe old age of 17, is in danger of heading down the same road as her sister, Britney. A Louisiana source tells us, 'She only has Diet Coke in the house. How redneck is that?'" A note to Louisianans who know the contents of Jamie Lynn Spears' fridge and give information to tabloids: You're not allowed to accuse anyone else of being too rednecky.