THAT WAS EASY • "According to the British press, Madonna, 50, and [Guy] Ritchie, 40, reached a settlement over money and their kids Lourdes, 12, Rocco, 8, and David, 3. … Madonna will keep the bulk of her estimated $500 million fortune intact, though Ritchie was entitled by law to a share of it. Additionally, Rocco and David will split time between the U.S. and London, while Lourdes, whose father is Carlos Leon, will live with her mother."

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OK, here's something that needs to end: complaining about Lourdes Ciccone Leon's hairy face. Not only is she a prepubescent girl (11) who shouldn't be worrying about looking pretty, it's important to remember that it's not a bad thing to have physical eccentricities. In fact, one of history's most famous and accomplished artists, Frida Kahlo, kept a unibrow very similar to Lourdes' her entire life, letting her tremendous work – not her grooming – prove her merit.

When is everyone going to realize that human oddity shouldn't be mocked or pitied, but celebrated? I hope to whatever gods are out there that this little girl not only knows she looks weird, but also revels in that fact; because that would mean she's already stronger than most people twice her age, especially the ones who think they're doing her a favor by imploring her to pluck her eyebrows like a "normal" person.