• Hurry and enter to win a date with Barack Obama. And then marry him if you love him so much! [SH]

• Everyone gets a free can of Dr Pepper if Axl Rose releases the new Guns N' Roses album this year. If it happens, we guarantee the soda will be better than the album. [DListed]

• Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger wield control over Clint Eastwood in our America? Why? [PS]

• Adriana Lima will remove her clothes for moving pictures, too. [HT]

• Nick Lachey is still driving cars and whatnot. Scintillating. [INO]

• "When I die, I wish to be cryogenically frozen in Nan Kempner’s closet." -Lucy Liu [ICYDK]

• If you're going to commit a crime, have the decency to put on a three-piece suit. [CityRag]

• Remember sassy Danny Noriega? Well, he may be back to spread Christmas cheer all over the American Idol tour. [ITH]

• Good news: The spammers aren't just attacking Mollygood. Bad news: They still make us want to own a weapon. [Jossip]

• Ashlee Simpson is staying on track to becoming the next Joan Rivers. [DListed]

• Fergie's rep says she's not preggers, which means the singer is still the only one in the family allowed to pee her pants. [Us]

• Lucy Liu wants you to start paying $1 for tap water at restaurants so she can help African children. Because she has no money to donate herself. [ICYDK]

• Wearing Jessica Simpson's shoes? Pete Wentz never really recovered from that whole suicide attempt thing. [TR]

• Lauren Conrad says Us Weekly misrepresented her with this week's cover story. Heidi, meanwhile, is going over her script for next week's "exclusive." [ONTD]

• The way these crazy gays talk, you'd think separate but equal laws were repealed decades ago. [Queerty]

• Cashmere Mafia is hit hard by the writer's strike! What kind of world is this? [DListed]

• Hills recap: Heidi is manipulated, again. [PITNB]

• Just in time for some dick's birthday: An Entourage book! [PS]

• Same model, different charity. [HT]

• Jay-Z is launching a makeup line, but it's going to be totally tough. [ICYDK]

• James Blunt has been gone for a while, but he's back and bad as ever. [INO]

• Oprah on the African boarding school scandal: "I am a mama bear when it comes to protecting my children." [Yeeeah]

• Alyssa Milano is pretty serious about not using Botox. [CityRag]

Having given up hope on obtaining on the grand but elusive peace of her Eastern ancestors' Buddhism, Lucy Liu now turns to the faith of the chosen people for her guidance:

…Liu has been spotted reading "The First Hebrew Primer" between takes on the New York set of "Cashmere Mafia." The book is a guide to understanding biblical Hebrew.

Our backstage snitch says: "Lucy is so nice and friendly on the set and always knows her lines, so instead of studying the script, she reads her 'Hebrew Primer.'"

Speculation says Liu's friendship with magic believer and Kabbalah enthusiast Demi Moore may be the origin of this newfound interest in Hebrew. I say it was the recent spate of long weekends the Tribe enjoyed. And who can blame her? It was gorgeous out!

After the jump, more from the set of Cashmere Mafia.

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Of course, not everyone has the luxury of being able to step over Fashion Week as if it were an errant mess on a city sidewalk. Occasionally, notable people are present for – and even active participants in – the clamorous, glamorous hubbub. To these precious few (or is it gullible many) we briefly offer our attention and pity.

If you're wondering how a multiple felon gets prime seating at Fashion Week, you must remember that every show is held in a moral vacuum, similar to Hell and Congressional hearings. After the jump, more from Zac Posen.

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• Maybe Mary Kate is shopping at American Apparel for her Strung Out Lindsay Lohan Halloween costume. [PopSugar]

• The Hilton sisters are as unoriginal with their costumes as they are with their acts of slutty drunkenness. Golf claps. [Us Weekly]

• Something to look at as you shove mini Kit Kats down your throat: Halle Berry's stretch marks. [DListed]

• K-Fed's album is really just a birthday present for Vanilla Ice. Makes sense, really. [BWE]

• A fully transformable Transformer costume. AWE-SOME. [College Humor]

• Paris Hilton likes eating more than sex. Eating dick that is. Gross. I can't believe I even just wrote that. [Egotastic]

• Lucy Liu will go naked in a foreign film, Rise. Add it to your Nexflix queue now. [Popoholic]

• Jake Gyllenhaal is always a gentlemen, especially when it involves Natalie Portman nude. [Grumpy Old Indian Man]

• New Spiderman 3 trailer! Warning: this link is completely disturbing. [Junkiness]

• Kim Stewart has mercy on us all and wears underwear. [Happy Birthday Trent! PITNB]

• Fashion-forward Lucy Liu bravely dons the lycra dress. [PopSugar]

• Baby Matilda already has the Heath Ledger smirk down pat. [Faded Youth]

• Star Magazine is merely suggesting that Lindsay Lohan partook in this "New Lipo." [PopBytes]

• Cameron Diaz is maybe wearing an engagement ring, but is probably just fucking with us. [Bricks & Stones]