There are two sides to all celebrities: The squeaky-clean images forced upon the public by PR reps and their actual personalities. To provide you with a glimpse into the real Hollywood characters are Mollygood’s very own readers, telling tales of celebrity encounters big and small. Up this week: Reader Jana's special moment with Luke Wilson. CONTINUED »
• NOW HE'S GIVING MILITARY SALUTES TO PORTRAITS OF L RON HUBBARD!!!!! [Yeeeah]
• 22-year-old Lily Allen suffered a miscarriage. No funnies about that. Let's move on. [DListed]
• Unironic mustaches: always good. [PS]
• Sarah Jessica Parker revealed to Allure that she used to be often told to get her nose "fixed." And it wasn't even broken. [INO]
• Kiefer Sutherland is getting out of the pokey on Monday after 48 days inside for DUI. Walk to work Monday, LA. [ICYDK]
• Kristin Cavallari from Laguna Hill World had a birthday party. All this time we thought she had a manufactured date. [HT]
• A drunk and busty Tara Reid retrospective. [CityRag]
• Kenya's a powder keg. Check it out. [NYT]
• Janet Jackson's new track has barely any Janet Jackson on it. Yay? Nay? [DListed]
• Are these the sexiest women of 2007? Maxim picked them, so probably not. [CityRag]
• That's not a monkey paw? [Yeeeah]
• Jessica Simpson's reverse Midas touch has proven too strong for even Luke Wilson's jawline. [ICYDK]
• Already pissy! Good luck with that one, Dad! [INO]
• Labor strikes are the new black. [PS]
• And here's why: Because strikes work! Damn the man. [EBG]
• "What do you want to do with your life?" [HT]
Depressing, lonely junctures in life are perfect times to have a full, disheveled beard, because it's like saying "Leave me the hell alone" with your entire visage. That's why people who go as hobos on Halloween always give themselves one.
More of a grieving Luke Wilson after the jump.
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The Wilson brothers (at left is oft overlooked yet handsomest, Andrew) have admitted to firing their own mother from the crew of their newest film, The Wendell Baker Story.
An accomplished photographer, Laura Wilson was to serve as the unit snapper until a family squabble led to a replacement hire. Joked Luke at last weekend's NY Times "Sunday With the Magazine" event, "Well, I guess it sends a very clear message to the crew that anyone is dispensable."
While Ms. Wilson being let go probably wasn't a loveless discharge the way one would expect a Hollywood firing to go, it is nice to know that nepotism doesn't completely dominate the industry; it just mostly dominates the industry.
Guess this guy's not a lurking sycophant. That's not to say he's not creepy; it just means that he appears to have valid reason to always be around, like a scary janitor.
He was spotted at this weekend's Movieline's Young Hollywood Awards shrieking, getting close to Bijou Phillips and being in the general vicinity of Luke Wilson and Jessica Alba.
What's this dude do again?
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• Bam. Mischa Barton did a nude scene. Cameras were there. Enjoy. [Egotastic]
• Kevin responds, by asking for full custody of the bebes. Ha. HA. [TMZ]
• These dresses should be made out of hemp. [PopSugar]
• K-Fed is a free man, ladies. So, by association, you could totes sleep with Britney Spears. [A Socialite's Life]
• It's never cool to talk about your daughter's breast implants, lack thereof, or need for. [DListed]
• A new Hollywood catfight to follow. Claws out, girls. [Yeeeah]
• Confused by this morning's news? Know your Baldwins. [BWE]
• I think we all know who wins this battle. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• As if Keira Knightly's jaw needs to be more square. [CityRag]
• Christina was not nearly as worried about looking like a slut last night as Lindsay Lohan was.
• Would you like a hasbeentini with your Katie Holmes Reject Pie? [DListed]
• Something tells me Reese is kicking her own ass for this one. [Us Weekly]
• Thank god Luke Wilson is actually making a movie with Jessica Simpson, because otherwise we were gonna have to put that poor girl on suicide watch. [PopSugar]
• Classic pap video quote: "What did you buy, Paris?" "A lot of stuff." "A Lot of stuff. That's hot." What does that even mean? [X17]
• Now Nicole Richie, throwing your cat out of a tenth story window isn't going to make you gain weight either. [BWE]
• Brad Pitt found the one place on earth where no one knows who he is, but they probably still want to sleep with his girlfriend. [A Socialite's Life]
Man, you can't trust anyone to have an original idea anymore. F-ing Hollywood. Reader DrNaste sent in this story from the funny men of the band Steely Dan–it seems that SD has a song called "Cousin Dupree," about a dude who is down on his luck and comes to stay with his cousin and wife, which the band claim was stolen, without recognition, for the plot (and, ahem, name) of the movie You, Me and Dupree starring Owen Wilson, Matt Dillon and Kate Hudson opening this weekend.
They don't so much blame Owen, but penned a letter to Luke (who they first assume is the older brother, but figure it out at the end) to inform him that they won't involve Owen in the lawsuit as long as he comes down to their next show and apologizes to the band, the crew, and the audience. Whether or not they're serious about any of it (yes, the song does exist lyrics here), the letter is hilarious. You can check out the letter with letterhead and all here, but after the jump I've it got for you too. It's long, but worth it.
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