DIVIDE AND CONQUER Only three days after the election, the conservatives are doing exactly what we Obama maniacs hoped they would. Rather than taking their loss Tuesday in stride, regrouping and focusing on getting stronger, the right is consuming itself with useless finger-pointing. The Free Republic forum, a major Web destination for conservatives and nationalists, is calling for a boycott of Fox News for being too harsh to Sarah Palin in the wake of the election. Hahahahaha. Rejoice! Machiavelli would be proud.

• With a name like Bear, you've gotta be tough enough to drink piss. [BWE]

• Wait Paris Hilton uses fake stuff? [DListed]

• She's the boss of my crush machine. Wow. [HT]

• If you want to be happy for the rest of your life… [ICYDK]

• Another celebrity who claims Machiavelli changed their life. [Yeeeah]

• See? No makeup works great. [CityRag]