THIS DOESN'T SEEM APPROPRIATE "Angelina Jolie says she is passing down her knife obsession to her 7-year-old son Maddox. 'My mom took me to buy my first daggers when I was 11 or 12,' Jolie says in the new issue of W magazine. 'And I've already bought Maddox some.'"
Brad Pitt's photography is finally ready for public consumption, thanks to the latest issue of W magazine. The beautiful actor shot multiple pictures of his significant other, Angelina Jolie, and the couple's army of children. The photos are gorgeous, of course, but we are a little perplexed by Angie's strange ability to turn into insufferable Project Runway contestant Kenley Collins.
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Here's more pictures of the Wonder Twins, Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt. They look (predictably) like babies, but the main stars of the photos are the other kids, who — we'll admit it — are too adorable for words.
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CUTE KIDS "Maddox, 6, is constantly pushing Pax, 4, around in an attempt to show him who's boss, says a source. 'But Pax is no wimp, and he fights back.' But it's little Zahara, 3, who really rules the roost! 'She screams and shouts at the boys when she doesn't get her way,' says the source. Not even Shiloh, 22 months, is safe — and the toddler has the battle scars to prove it. 'Z is always pushing or scratching her.' Zahara's picking on Shiloh is usually motivated by snacks. 'Z once clawed Shiloh's cheek after she tried to take her cookie,' says an insider who witnessed one incident. "She's always pulling on Shiloh's hair so she can steal her food.'"
In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is janice:
Sirs, I’ve changed my mind.
Steal democracy, lie, cheat,
Just don’t tase me, bro.
Nicely done, janice. Anyone know what happened to that kid?
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What a fun little necklace for a 6-year-old whom probably had relatives executed by bloodthirsty radicals. Nice sense of history, mom and dad. Does Tiffany's have an empty bowl for Zahara?
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UK's perennially outrageous Sun is reporting that, in an interview with Look magazine, Angelina Jolie called biological daughter, Shiloh, an "outcast." Allegedly, she then added this:
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In today's Page Six, a scathing review of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's nomadic parenting style:
So far, the Jolie-Pitt clan has lived in New Orleans, Paris, Namibia, Berlin and, most recently, New York, where Maddox attended the prestigious Lycée Francais for just six weeks. Now they're in L.A., where Jolie is shooting "The Changeling." Pitt and Jolie are rumored to have enrolled at least one of the kids at Universal Studio's child-care center.
"With the moves, the kids just don't invest in relationships, because they're going to lose them anyway," Hall told Page Six's Marianne Garvey. "They think: 'Why bother? I'm not gonna stick around. We're gonna pick up and go, and the loss of friends is painful.' "
Lucky for these children, not letting others into one's heart only hurts until one discovers drugs and alcohol, and in Hollywood that happens early. They'll be happy soon enough.
Here the Jolie-Pitt family en masse exits Chicago's Field Museum Saturday. Museum insiders say the children particularly enjoyed the Field's dinosaur exhibit, which includes the largest and most complete T Rex skeleton known to man. When the kids inevitably asked how the prehistoric beasts were wiped out of extinction, sources say Brad and Angelina explained that they were punished for asking too many questions about why their eyes were different than their mommy's.
It's being reported that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are divided on the '08 presidential election, with Pitt supporting Barack Obama and Angelina backing John Edwards (sowwy, Hiwawwy). So heated is their divide that it has at least once devolved into a shouting match.
An insider close to the Pitt family said, "They got into a huge fight about politics (Brad supports Barack Obama, while Angie's a John Edwards fan.) Brad ended up calling her immature. He says the next thing he knew, Angie was cursing at him and throwing a glass of wine in his face." Brad, understandably, was speechless. "He was left standing there with wine dripping down his face onto his clothes, before storming off to wash up and change. He says he was absolutely disgusted by Angelina’s behavior.”
Sorry, Angelina, I know your mighty heart is in the right place, but I'm afraid voting for John Edwards is actually kinda immature.
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Being a good dad is hard. It's a lot easier if you have millions of dollars, but very hard nonetheless. That's why more people run away from being a dad than working at Wal-Mart. Thus, literally picking his kids up from school is still one of the greatest things a guy can do, and it helps to ensure that his children don't come out fucking and boozing their way to happiness, thereby keeping the roads safe for the rest of us.
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Today Brad Pitt took son Maddox to intergalactic playground Mars 2112 (easily the best restaurant in New York to go to while very, very, very high). A mob scene ensued outside, as everyone patiently awaited for the two to emerge from a healthy session of video gaming. They wisely avoided an unhealthy session of Martian nachos, which I assure you don't look like the picture.
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The Jolie-Pitts are officially adopting a baby boy from Vietnam:
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are making the proper arrangements to adopt a child (probably a baby boy) from from Vietnam and find a sibling for Maddox, 5, Zahara, 2, and 10-month-old Shiloh. The superstar couple and their big news make their way onto the cover of this week’s Us Weekly and People Magazine.
Since January, the Jolie-Pitt family has settled into their $3.5 million mansion in New Orleans, where Brad has been filming The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (kissing another woman!). But soon they’ll return home to Los Angeles, where Brad will wrap up his Button filming.
Following the Vietnamese adoption, Angelina and Brad have told MollyGood exclusively that they would like to then obtain a very similar baby from Iraq. They say they'll then set their sights on Iranian and North Korean orphanages.
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• The entire security team that escorted Diddy's son to the lap dance party has been fired. [Glitterati]
• Carrie Fisher is the number one nerd crush. [ICYDK]
• Mama Pitt taking out the adopted babies. [PopSugar]
• Howard K. Stern, literally pimping. Maybe he's tainted the profession enough that rap stars will stop thinking it's cool to make women give you their money. [INO]
It's the first day of the Sundance Film Festival and the photos breaking from the event make it look like a cold and bland assortment of actors with nothing better to do. So far we've got Wilmer Valderamma, James Van Der Beek, Bai Ling, John Malkovich and Winona Ryder. Weird, right? I just reread that list and I crinkled my nose up like, "What the fuck? Bai Ling dancing? Where's Julia Roberts in a parka? Where's Maddox making snow angels? And what the fuck does Bai Ling do, anyway?"
I'm assuming major players arrive fashionably late, and I wish these pictures were better/funnier/famous-er, but they're not.
David Beckham is done playing real soccer; he's content to get paid and let Posh shop for a while. In case you missed the news that David Beckham is bringing his expensive stems to run around large fields over here in the States, uh, here it is from the AP:
David Beckham agreed to a five-year deal with the Los Angeles Galaxy of Major League Soccer, leaving the Real Madrid club at which he enjoyed worldwide popularity but experienced disappointment on the field.
Beckham, the former English captain who also starred for Manchester United, will join the Galaxy after his contract with Real Madrid expires on June 30. Los Angeles opens its season April 8 in Houston.
"I am proud to have played for two of the biggest clubs in football and I look forward to the new challenge of growing the world's most popular game in a country that is as passionate about its sport as my own," he said in a statement released Thursday.
It will certainly be thrilling to sift through thousands of photos of Victoria shopping every day (I'm serious, because there's no way she'll walk out of the house looking a hot mess like Paris). The real story here, however, comes to us from The Daily Mail:
As David Beckham's international football career comes to an end it appears he has already lined up a new job as a children’s soccer coach.
And the Real Madrid player's first pupil on his books is none other than Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s adopted son Maddox.
The footy-mad five-year-old has already enrolled at the David Beckham Soccer Academy in Los Angeles, and now Pitt, 42, wants the ex-England captain to give Cambodian-born Maddox some one-on-one coaching.
Wait a minute, screw PoshBot shopping, throw me a couple of hiding-behind-bushes-peering-through-chain-link-fence shots of Becks playing soccer with Maddox any day. Swoon central.
Brad and Angelina pretend they don't have enough money to buy the whole damn store in order to teach their children manners. Check out more pictures at PopSugar.
It's like a freaking Jolie-Pittapalooza this week! They're everywhere and I love it. Most recently, People Magazine named them the Family of the Year (first one ever?) and features the whole brook on this weeks cover. In an interview, Angelina opened up about family life saying:
"I am the disciplinarian," she says. "Brad can be, but if Z doesn't get the bottle from me, she'll very quickly run to Daddy."
Asked which of the three kids rules the Jolie-Pitt roost, she says, "I bet if you asked Brad, he'd say Zahara. Mad is very smart, but he's got a certain sense of calm. Zahara is possibly the funniest person I've ever met in my life. So dramatic and creative and loud and charming. She's definitely the biggest personality in the house."
As parents, what makes them most proud? "Somebody said to us recently that they were happy kids, and we talked about how much that meant to us to hear. And they're good kids. God knows how we managed to do that – but they're good kids."
Jolie admits that their humanitarian and film work creates a somewhat nomadic existence for their family. "It's hard, and maybe one day we'll have to stay in one place," she says. "I'm sure (the kids are) going to be 18 and say, 'God, I just want to stay in one place.' They'll never want to leave home!"
Oh dead, this melts my stone cold ice soul. I heart them. I heart them all.
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