• 50 Cent is going to interview Paris Hilton for some MySpace commercial disguised as journalism. Let's hope the notorious racist doesn't call him a nigger to his face. And if she does, let's hope he cares. [SH]

• Pretty sure Gwyneth Paltrow is seen here wearing what the kids call locs. Awesome! [DListed]

• Rachel Bilson's passport photo shoot finds her looking better than ever. At least she looks like a woman and not a victim. [HT]

• Go ahead and dress lie Catherine Zeta-Jones; just promise not to also be a calloused snake like her. [INO]

• Johnny Depp would like to be considered for the lead in Tim Burton's remake of Alice in Wonderland. Yes: Alice. Shark jumped. [ICYDK]

• New day, new Britney Spears diagnosis. [Yeeeah]

• She's finally given up, then? We thought she would never learn. [EBG]

• Margaret Cho won't cross the picket lines for BFF Ellen DeGeneres. Yay, principles! [Queerty]

Any guesses as to the identity of this woman, who showed up to Rosie O'Donnell's art opening in New York?

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