• Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are celebrating two years of their creepy, bizarre marriage. [DListed]
• Amy Winehouse's drug-filled beehive is back. Everyone can relax. [ICYDK]
• Mariah Carey knows how to get the pregnancy rumor mill churning: Cover up and touch your stomach. [PS]
• Jessica Simpson continues to mutilate her face. [HT]
• Twilight star Robert Pattinson is going to have some sort of nervous breakdown in the very near future. It's inevitable. [INO]
• Life is tough for Kim Kardashian. [Yeeeah]
Today marks the end of an ear-piercing, tween-infused era, thanks to the final episode of TRL airing tonight — and it's live, which is more than we can say about it over the past couple of years. Has-been Carson Daly will host the finale, which is fitting because the years he ran the show were the Glory Days for not only Carson but TRL itself. After many years of pimping out boy bands and Britneys, the show took a turn for the worst, no longer filming live, losing host after host, offering a haven for sad tweens who eat their hair — and making life miserable for Mollygood editors who braved the masses for their favorite singers.
After the jump, a look at our favorite moments from the show's 10-year run. CONTINUED »
Remember when Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's relationship was slightly relevant for, like, five minutes? And then everyone stopped caring? Well, Mariah failed to realize that the public's interest in her marriage has waned and gave us this lovely tidbit of information about her sex life with Nick:
It's not that we had NO intimacy, we just didn't have complete intimacy [until marriage]. It's just me, and my feelings. I definitely don't want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.
Um, who asked her about that? And why?
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Stuck without a Halloween costume to wear tonight? Don't panic — we have seven fool-proof ideas to impress your friends and guarantee you extra candy (or at least a few concerned looks), all inspired by some of our favorite celebrities. They're not exactly scary in the traditional sense, but these costumes are frightening nonetheless. Don't say we never do anything for you.
When you're done, feel free to guess what Whitney will be dressing up as for Halloween (Cord accidentally revealed his costume already). Winner gets a free Internet hug and pride.
• Sarah Jessica Parker does her civic duty and frightens others into voting for Barack Obama.[ICYDK]
• Mariah Carey actually looks like a more respectable citizen on Halloween than she does any other day. [DListed]
• Beyonce — excuse us, "Sasha Fierce" — is becoming increasingly more annoying by the day. [Yeeeah]
• Why do people still insist on using the word "maverick"? [INO]
• Suri Cruise is slowly turning into Katie Holmes, who is slowly turning into Tom Cruise. [PS]
• You can dress them up, but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are still the most annoying couple of all time. [HT]
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• Some classy lady found herself desperate enough to marry Corey Haim. [DListed]
• Michael Jackson doesn't need a costume for Halloween. [INO]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson take the subway. They're still not at all like us. [PS]
• These photos of Rachel Bilson and her dog are so cute they may be able to end the war in Iraq. [HT]
• Mariah Carey is a beauty school dropout. That explains a lot. [ICYDK]
• Angelina Jolie may be jealous of Diane Kruger, Brad Pitt's newest co-star. Because that makes sense. [Yeeeah]
• Hilary Swank does a pretty spot-on Ellen DeGeneres impression. [ICYDK]
• Gerard Butler left Kate Hudson's Halloween party with two "sexy" vampires. Ugh. [INO]
• Mariah Carey's new music video could put toddlers to sleep in 5 seconds flat. [DListed]
• Cindy Crawford makes a great Amy Winehouse. [Yeeeah]
• Halle Berry's new haircut. Alert the media! [PS]
• Hugh Hefner's former Top Bunny before she made it big (pun intended). [HT]
Nick Cannon had a bit of trouble directing his wife Mariah Carey's new music video. The rolling-around-in-the-bed-with-a-ripped-model thing was tough to take, he says:
This thing just never stops being weird, does it? Mariah Carey threw her hubby Nick Cannon a birthday party at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas. They kissed over a cake. The end.
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Mariah Carey shocked and nauseated the world with Glitter, the singer's simply atrocious 2001 big screen flop.
While one would think the 38-year would be inclined to stay away from the movie business, Ms. Carey's picked herself up and thrown herself back into acting. And apparently she doesn't suck:
• Joel McHale makes Heidi Montag's new video tolerable. [DListed]
• Kath and Kim is going to basically be a Britney Spears spoof, right? [PS]
• DMX plans to charm his way through the legal system. [ICYDK]
• Someone attempts to understand Mariah Carey. [CityRag]
• Amy Winehouse achieved every girl's childhood dream: The Worst Skin Award. [INO]
• Nobody wants to hear about Jessica Simpson's flatulence issues. [Yeeeah]
Mariah Carey graced the stage wearing her best 12-year-old hooker outfit during last night's broadcast of the Teen Choice Awards. There's rollerskating, notes that can only be heard by dogs, and lots of backup dancer-assisted walking. You know, Mariah probably wouldn't need help if she didn't insist on wearing shoes you could find at Strippers R Us.
When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.
In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?
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The greatest Internet-related threat to our children is not sexual predators — it's YouTube. There's just so many things wrong with this clip, which features an 11-year-old belting out Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body," that we don't even know where to begin. The kid's also got an official MySpace page, which confirms our suspicions that the parents either aren't paying any attention to him at all or they're banking on him to become the family cash cow.
Either way, it's disturbing.
TRL seems to be a breeding ground for bad fashion statements: First Mariah Carey showed up in that monstrosity of an 8th grader's outfit, and now Miley Cyrus appeared on the program looking like she let a blind person pick out her clothes. Really, how many articles of clothing is this girl wearing? It's out of control.
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Eternal 12-year-old Mariah Carey reverted back to 1982, when she was at her ideal age, with this horrendous outfit at a TRL taping. You're telling me Mimi has all the money in the world and she chose to go with an outfit (complete with glittery belt) one could find at a garage sale? … We give up.
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Mariah Carey has fallen a bit out of the spotlight lately now that her marriage to Nick Cannon has become old news. So, naturally, she's just now sharing the details on how Nick proposed to her — twice — in hopes of milking this story for all it's worth. But, really, we could have imagined these shenanigans already (it is Mariah, after all) so it's nothing groundbreaking:
'He sort of kidnapped me and took me on a helicopter ride. Then he re-proposed.' Cannon's first proposal had taken place on Carey's roof in Manhattan a couple of evenings prior and involved the hiding of a 17-carat diamond ring inside a candy ring pop.
Only the best for "eternally 12-years-old" Mariah.
Nick Cannon has been painted as a puppy dog who follows Mariah Carey around with eager eyes and fetches whatever she needs to have fetched. If this is indeed the case, he’s definitely enjoying being the puppy to MC’s master. To each his own!
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