The Eva Longoria pregnancy rumors have been put to rest for the time being, thanks to a few E! trolls who spotted the Desperate Housewives actress smoking cigarettes last night at the BlackBerry Bold launch party. Oh, and sources say she was looking "super skinny," as opposed to the obese monster she has become as of late.
Seriously though, Eva has remained at relatively the same weight as she has during most of her time in the spotlight, so the lack of fat obviously does nothing to help squash the pregnancy rumors. So what does? We made up a list, after the jump. Feel free to add your own. CONTINUED »
OH, SLATER! "Dancing With The Stars alum Mario Lopez arrived to snickers and whispers of his wearing a lot make-up to the EA Sports FaceBreaker video game launch last week at the Avalon in Hollywood. Gushing girls couldn't get over all of the foundation and mascara the heartthrob had on, which was intensified under the flashbulbs of the red carpet."
• The latest round of leaked Miley Cyrus photos make us feel like we're on To Catch a Predator. [Yeeeah]
• Mario Lopez looks like a d-bag even when he's just standing still. [INO]
• Jennifer Lopez won't let those pesky twins keep her from starring in box office failures. [DListed]
• There's rumors of childish drama on the set of Gossip Girl. Um, obviously. [PS]
• Jenna Jameson's covered in blood but still working the pole. Commitment. [HT]
• Nevermind, Madonna and Guy Ritchie won't be renewing their vows after all. Let the divorce rumors recommence. [ICYDK]
Because the Internet has rendered useless everything but vehicles, guns and dentists (and don't think somebody isn't working on those three right now), entertainment television show Extra has seen its ratings drop precipitously recently. Rather than take that as a sign they should pack it up and get the hell out of town the way we'd like them to, the show's producers are instead "shaking things up" by firing their current hosts, Mark McGrath and Dayna Devon, and hiring busty former actor Mario Lopez to replace them. Sugar Ray reunion show in 5, 4, 3…
• Guess who's looking for a record deal? [DListed]
• Mario Lopez turned down an offer to appear in Playgirl. Thank God. [INO]
• Mariah Carey's new music video: Just like all the others. [HT]
• Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted at Cartier yesterday, sending celebrity bloggers everywhere into an "OMG ARE THEY ENGAGED?!" frenzy. [PS]
• It's a sad day when Amy Winehouse's record label has to act as her parent. [ICYDK]
• More information than we ever wanted to know about Christi Brinkley's ex. [Yeeeah]
New research calls into question a study suggesting circumcision halves a man's chances of contracting HIV, a claim detailed at length in 2006 in this former "Most E-Mailed" New York Times article. According to one expert, the latest data shows the 2006 findings to be "spurious and unsupported" and more related to behavior than physicality. Whoops.
Sorry you got such a bad rap, hooded friends. To make you feel more included, after the jump, we've made a list of all your ALLEGEDLY uncircumcised brethren in Hollywood.
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Radar magazine has jumped on the Mario Lopez train, putting together a gallery of lovely photos featuring Slater in some of Hollywood's most famous photographs. Our favorite is above, because it holds true to Mario's life mission to make an ass of himself. You can check out the rest here and pick your own.
No, seriously you guys: Why the hell is Mario Lopez still single? Isn't "mocking the homeless" on the top of every girls' list of charming qualities in a potential mate?
Mario Lopez, America's hottest bachelor of the year, decided he was so hot he needed to pimp out the new M&M's ice cream treats. And, just in case you were doubting the fact that he's one of the biggest tools in Hollywood, please direct your attention to the last picture, where he performs the "gun show" move to display his muscles. It's a wonder this guy's still single.
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Oh no! It seems Mario Lopez’s twisted world of lies has come crashing down:
Recently named to a magazine’s hot bachelor list, Mario was asked during the accompanying interview if he “manscapes,” which means removing excess body hair via waxing, shaving, laser or plucking. He responded, “Not at all. That’s the Latin Indian blood in me. My Dad has a hairy chest, but I don’t.”
J'accuse, Mario!
• Gerard Butler is searching for his "dream girl" who he says disappeared during a date a few years ago. OK, fine. It was me. [ICYDK]
• Rich people have problems, too: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel fight over refrigerator space. [INO]
• Blake Lively's puppy is not above peeing on her owner, now matter how famous she may be. [PS]
• Janet Jackson manages to look both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time. [SH]
• Mario Lopez on Eva Longoria: "We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody." Not like that's stopped him before. [DListed]
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This is your hottest bachelor of the year, ladies and gentlemen. He narrowly beat out Bret Michaels, Bryan Spears and Brody Jenner for the title. Seriously.
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AC SLATER'S BACK ON THE MARKET "Karina Smirnoff and Mario Lopez have called it quits, Smirnoff’s rep confirms to People. 'Karina has parted ways with her two year relationship with Mario Lopez,' says Smirnoff’s spokesperson. 'The relationship wasn’t heading in the right direction.' Lopez issued the following statement through his rep: 'Karina and I have the utmost respect for each other. She is a phenomenal and talented woman. I support her always and feel blessed to have her in my life.'"
People say gays are vain, but we don’t know anyone quite like straight man Mario Lopez.
The actor, who recently began playing lead choreographer Zach in Broadway’s A Chorus Line, reportedly wants to be the biggest muscle man in the show — and he’s making demands to ensure he faces no challengers.
Mario Lopez busted out his best dance moves while rehearsing for A Chorus Line today in New York City.
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Musclebound beauty pageant host Mario Lopez is co-releasing a fitness book with actual writer Jeff O'Connell. Inherently, all "workout plan" books are unoriginal and unnecessary, but this one sounds annoying as well:
With three stages designed to get the body in shape, build and sculpt muscle, and ultimately showcase one's fit new form, the workout exercises every part of the anatomy–torso, arms, legs, and trouble areas like the thighs and belly. Each stage includes some of the Mario's favorite activities–among them boxing, running, biking, yoga, dance, basketball, and swimming–so readers can complete a full cardio workout with localized strength training …
The tome's description also promises "gorgeous full-color photography," which: exciting!
Fun fact: According to Amazon, customers who buy books like Mario Lopez's Knockout Fitness have also pre-ordered Green Is the New Red, White, and Blue: American's Mission in a World That Is Hot, Flat, and Crowded by New York Times bloviator Thomas Friedman.
Pop Fiction's latest prank included Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez, as we originally suspected. But what we didn't anticipate was Eva's terrible cackling laugh — if that can't keep the paps away, no Ashton Kutcher-produced prank ever will.
Pop Fiction, the reality show promoted by our dear Mollygood spammers, seems to have peaked during its first episode. The premiere, which featured paparazzi pranks by Paris Hilton and Avril Lavigne, wasn't all that exciting, but upcoming episodes seem lamer than we thought possible.
Here is a scene from the latest prank, which shows Mario Lopez presenting pal Eva Longoria with a ridiculously expensive Cartier necklace. Hilarious, considering the paps and media didn't really seem to care much about it at all. Good one, Ashton.
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