• Wow! JLo's kids really do share names with a couple characters on an animated show about magical dragons. We thought that was just a joke, but we guess it still kind of is. [Yeeeah]

• In case you were wondering, nowadays, Mickey Rourke looks like a melted woman. [DListed]

• What does Kristin Cavallari even do anymore besides add pictures to her Facespace? [HT]

• "Rachel Bilson Is Pregnant" [INO]

• Mamma Mia, indeed, young lady! [ICYDK]

• Matt Dillon totes hates kids, too! Especially "celebrity photographer" ones. [CityRag]

• The New York Times ran an entire article about how being at some form of a computer 24/7 might not be healthy. Thanks, Times. We can always count on you to make common sense seem difficult and unheard of. [NYT]

• Kate Moss' new boyfriend looks to be as well-dressed urchin as her last one. Well done. [DListed]

• Pamela Anderson adding more gross stuff to her kids to find on Google. [HT]

• Hulkster talks about Hulka-accident and fear that his lead-footed son was Hulka-dead. [INO]

• Jennifer Garner has strict policies regarding her boobs, which makes her like my frustrating high school girlfriend. [ICYDK]

• Maggie Gyllenhaal: Sex symbol? [Yeeeah]

• More likely: "Matt Dillon's Normal Maturation." [CityRag]

• Look kids, Matt Damon and his wife can enjoy the milk and cookies at Hyde, too! [Celebitchy]

• Those Harry Potter kids grow up so fast, don't they? [DrunkenStepfather]

• Tommy Lee takes a break from making out with whatever skank is standing in front of him at the moment to comment on the unhappy state of Pam Anderson and Kid Rock's marriage. [A Socialite's Life]

• Victoria Beckham defies all odds, is able to stand for one more day without snapping in half at the waist. [DListed]

• Mena Suvari is still desperate that you remember she is at fashion week. [Yeeeah]

• The "Video Vixen" isn't done trying to be famous yet, might be the reason for Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's split. [IDLYITW]

• Clear your schedule and grab your closest (battery powered) friend, George Clooney is on Anderson Cooper 360 tonight. [I'm Not Obsessed]

• Jude Law is finally ready to play the Romeo, too bad he lost us at the manpris. [PopSugar]

• Keanu Reeves gives hope to patchy facial haired men everywhere. You don't have to be able to grow a full beard to outsmart a bomb on a bus. [Popbytes]

• Jessica Biel is looking to upgrade after breaking up with boyfriend Chris Evans. He just wasn't doing anything for her career. [WWTDD]

• Star Jones admits to having had gastric bypass surgery, as if we couldn't tell from the ginormous scar on her chest she is not shy about showing off. [A Socialite's Life]

• Do you think Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy coordinate their outfits every morning on purpose like elementary school aged girls? [JustJared]

• The concept of Nicole Richie and Matt Dillon sleeping together makes my head hurt, but that also may be the 12 glasses of wine I drank last night. [Celebitchy]

• What better way to celebrate our nation's independence than to grant Lil' Kim hers. [DListed]

• Kate Moss was sad that Pete Doherty that he loved "them" more than her. And by them, she meant crack. [WWD]