• "Our Favorite Powerful Black Men" [SH]

• Victoria Beckham continues to be publicly humiliated by Marc Jacobs. [DListed]

• David Schwimmer's life is going swimmingly after Friends. Matt LeBlanc fumes. [PS]

• "Billy Bob teeth"? [Yeeeah]

• Molly Ringwald will never stop being beautiful. Unfortunately, the same can not be said for Ducky, who is now the dweeb on Two and a Half Men. [CityRag]

• We're gay for Michael Stipe, who today issued a press release to let the world know that his two band mates are heterosexuals. [ICYDK]

• Kate Beckinsale on sushi: "At least a vagina would be warm." [INO]

• Kim Kardashian stumps for StarKist. [HT]

• What an interesting way to call a man a "pussy." [BWE]

• Thanks for the El Debarge update, guys. I was starting to get worried. [DListed]

• This guy's lucky Friends is still on, considering Joey was canceled, though later than it should have been. [ICYDK]

• If she went this far without having the mole removed, I'd hope she wouldn't get breast implants. [HT]

• Was Owen Wilson on heroin? Is anyone giving him his privacy like he asked? Does he do heroin in private? [Yeeeah]

• Posh Spice fake nipples. [Source]

• A picture of Suri Cruise! Or someone has decent Photoshop skills, either way. [PITNB]

• Paris Hilton's Bigfoot-esque qualities lead me to believe she sould retire to the woods for a while. [CityRag]

• While the jury's still out on the acceptability of Cindy Crawford's bralessness, I'm more worried about that god awful hat. [X17]

• The Firecrotch name lives on, at least in Paris Hilton's vernacular. [Defamer]

• In case you're too lazy to seek out nude Denise Richards photos online (hint: it's not too hard), she'll be posing again, this time for charity. [A Socialite's Life]

• Enter the contest to design Janet Jackson's new album cover, but you should probably stay away from any and all wardrome malfunction shots. [Faded Youth]

• Jennifer Aniston wants a Friends reunion. Aw, honey, even Matt LeBlanc thinks that sounds a little desperate. [Popwatch]

• Tori Spelling swings her implants on down to Broadway. [Celebrity Nation]